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djquackquack

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#1 14 years ago

this is insane, you'll all think its stupid probably but i dont care Ok. I was just thinking (and no, i wasnt high when i was thinking), and I realized that LOTR is JUST LIKE WW1/WW2 HOLY POOPSEKZ! here is the goods: kdcs1: holy shit kdcs1: lord of the rings is exactly like ww1/ww2 jacksplinterjack: lol kdcs1: no, im not high kdcs1: care for me to explain? jacksplinterjack: nope jacksplinterjack: lol kdcs1: =( jacksplinterjack: haha jacksplinterjack: ill let u kdcs1: w00t jacksplinterjack: if u check out the new banner kdcs1: ok get this jacksplinterjack: its alot better kdcs1: kk kdcs1: show jacksplinterjack wants to directly connect. jacksplinterjack is now directly connected. jacksplinterjack: kdcs1: =) jacksplinterjack: u like? kdcs1: yes! kdcs1: 1 sec, explaining to some1 else jacksplinterjack: k jacksplinterjack direct connection is closed. kdcs1: ok, rdy for the story? Auto response from jacksplinterjack: brb kdcs1: =( jacksplinterjack: ok jacksplinterjack: go kdcs1: ok, in the 1st war the huge mass of those undead guys didnt help jacksplinterjack: goi jacksplinterjack: yep kdcs1: just like the russians who had to pull out of the war after agreeing to the alliance kdcs1: ok, and u know the elves? jacksplinterjack: yep kdcs1: they're america kdcs1: and america wanted a peaceful solution (destroying the ring), but the faggots the french instead put harsh penalties on germany, making them poor/hateful kdcs1: ok. so because of that, sauron came back again (hitler) jacksplinterjack: lol jacksplinterjack: wow kdcs1: and rebuilt its armies kdcs1: then the blitz against britain jacksplinterjack: post it kdcs1: britain wins (helms deep) jacksplinterjack: on every forum u can think of jacksplinterjack: that wont get insulted jacksplinterjack: ;) kdcs1: =) kdcs1: britain wins (helms deep) jacksplinterjack: ut kdcs1: anyways jacksplinterjack: lol kdcs1: so britain and allies (rohan and gondor) are barely holding off sauron kdcs1: until the huge horde that wouldnt help in the last war came (russians) jacksplinterjack: dude kdcs1: and thats that jacksplinterjack: ur obviously copying this from somethign kdcs1: its from my other conversation jacksplinterjack: o jacksplinterjack: lol kdcs1: lol kdcs1: phroto is the a-bomb jacksplinterjack: lmfao kdcs1: easterlings are the gooks (attacking rohan in the beginning) kdcs1: (pearl harbor) jacksplinterjack: yep kdcs1: saruman convinced them to attack kdcs1: like hitler conviced togo kdcs1: tojo* jacksplinterjack: what toga? jacksplinterjack: lol kdcs1: tojo lol kdcs1: and america got back on its boats back to its own shores kdcs1: like the elves did kdcs1: =) kdcs1: im so fucking smart kdcs1: im postin it jacksplinterjack: lol jacksplinterjack: lol kdcs1: =) =) =) jacksplinterjack: oops said that twice kdcs1: am i right or what? jacksplinterjack: WHAT kdcs1: =( kdcs1: ='( jacksplinterjack: i mean, UR RIGJHT jacksplinterjack: lol kdcs1: lol




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#2 14 years ago

you/they have waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy to much time on you/their hands...... but interesting no doubt.

i accually like it, makes ya think.




ManiK

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#3 14 years ago

there was a blitzkrieg against britain? kill whoever published the textbooks in your school (but the rest kind of makes sense)




Blehh

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#4 14 years ago

Nah Star Wars is more like WWI/WWII.




SilenT AssassiN

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#5 14 years ago

i live in elf country????(america)




PanzerAce

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#6 14 years ago

um, ok, if the elves are america, when did the easterlings attack the elves? and in the final battle if the elves were americans, where the hell were the elves? and have you ever relised that LotR was written BEFORE WWII??




Blistex²

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#7 14 years ago

Wow! Real amazing discovery!

Hmmm. . . Could it be that JRR Tolkien lived from 1892-1973, served in the Great War, and that this is mentioned in in several biographies about the guy?

Also don't talk about interwar Germany if you have no Idea what you're talking about.

France had nothing to do with making Germany poor during the interwar period, sure they occupied the Rhure and took some coal, but that was just a tiny drop in the bucket.

The reperation payments set upon Germany were not that harsh, and besides they only paid about 1/4 of them anyways. Germany intentionally debased their own currency (excessive printing of money to increase inflation) so that their reparation payments were not at all. The payments specified that some hard currency (gold and coal) hadto be paid, but most of it was a set number of deutchmarks. If the deutchmark is worthless (debased) then Germany can pay off here debt without feeling a thing.

Also the reason that Germany was so hard hit during the great depression was that they were recieving loans from the United states prior to it and had tooled their economy to be dependant on these loans. When the loans stopped because America couldn't afford to give them Germany wasn't prepared for it in the least and thus fell very heavily!

Don't post stupid overused fallacies and stereotypes about the French when it is quite obvious that you don't have a goddamn clue!




Sarrow

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#8 14 years ago

I don't where you got that conclusion, but LOTR isn't like WW1 or WW2. You come-up with crazy ideas:noddding:




Oberst Topgun

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#9 14 years ago

agree to spidey and blistex. lotr has nothing to do with ww1/2, but starwars has. and the "facts" u r listing are wrong or dont fit ... so think about it, when u r not high.




PanzerAce

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#10 14 years ago

hey Blistex, the germans didnt mean to destroy their economy with inflation, they printed alot of money to try and get germans in (IIRC) Alsace and Lorriane to revolt against the french, and they had to pay them somehow