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MG42Maniac

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#1 15 years ago

The high concentation of noobs is so funny. They make up so much shit. This is one of the funniest yet.

Scoff if you will, doubters, but I SWEAR I saw this....!!!

'I like to jump in the Sub and pick up easy flags that are in the water surrounding Iwo Jima. Anyways, I'm out there floating around, and I sailed the Sub to the uppermost NW corner of the map when the phone rang. I hate that, and so I stopped the Sub and picked up my cell phone, when out of nowhere (I know this sounds incredible, but trust me) a MERMIAD pops out of the water...!! SWEAR TO GOD..!!

She had long blonde hair, a green tail, and her chest was covered by orange sea-shells...!! I told my buddy on the phone to hold on, and jumped out of the Sub to shoot her. As I got out running on the deck, I fired and missed, and she flips her tail (I even saw the water splash!!) and says, "Congratulations, soldier!" and then disappeared beneath the waves..!!

I about DIED laughing..it was incredible..!!! Check it out and a big thumbs up to EA/DICE for a great Easter Egg...!! '

Too Bad theres on Subs on Iwo Jima.

Another stupid thread: Soldiers in BF should have to whiz once every map by Arcon2u, posted Jul 09, 2003 4:55am

Before you dismiss this idea, just think about sneaking up on a prone sniper at just the right time.

LOL can you get more stupid.

Monsters On Maps are next:

Man on Aberdeen is a CREATURE by Kenshin379, posted Jul 09, 2003 3:46pm

As i was in a server with no one i was taking a stroll thru the desert and i looked around and somthing looked like a soidier and i was a sniper and checked it and it was a unknown CREATURE it was holding a tank i ran to my base it was1/2 mile behind me i grabbed a tank as i went to go shoot it it was gone then as i got out it came up and got me with a spine or sumtin

What a Noob.

And my fav.

Creature of El alamien. Complete with Pic

My plane got shot down. I was stranded in the desert. I looked over the horizen and I saw something at first I though it was a tank but it was standing upwords and was way too big to be a troop. Then it started to run towards me with something in its hand! I fired at it but it kept running. I ran all the way back to my airfield but it was deserted. I turned around to see if the thing was still chancing me, It was gone! I looked around and saw nothing then I looked up and saw it standing on the Hanger looking at me with a long blade in his hand. It was ugly it looked kinda like the predator with out its mask. A plane spawned I got in it and when I turned around to bomb him he was gone! it was very strange.

LOL these Forums are so stupid.




Robthezombie/mk.2

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#2 15 years ago

Ever think that those might be JOKES.... ?




LIGHTNING [NL]

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#3 15 years ago

hahahaha, that picture you attached is just soo funny (I'm still laughing)

But seriously, I had this once too, I was playing wake island when I wanted to gain some altitude with my zero to do a dive bomb thing on the enemy base. So just when I think I get to the right height this unidentified flying object comes flying staight towards me and it was going at an incredible speed and, just when I think it was about to crash in on me it stopped. And it had all kinds of pretty colors and it was just hanging there. And in all amazment I accidentally press the fire button on my mouse, which seemed to scare it away cause it was gone after I blinked. Truly an amazing story... (as you must understand I had no time to make a screenshot)




Coolguy

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#4 15 years ago

Yesterday, during a war in el alamein I clomb REALLY high with my stuka and I swear I saw a UFO passing by!




MG42Maniac

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#5 15 years ago

So there is honestly seriously UFOS and Monsters in this Game?




Robthezombie/mk.2

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#6 15 years ago
Originally posted by MG42Maniac So there is honestly seriously UFOS and Monsters in this Game?

Of course not. They're just screwing with your mind.




uglyboy30

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#7 15 years ago

ea adds stuff like ufos on certain maps.they only appear on s\certain dates and for certain players.Ive seen some screens and i can tell that they're not fake cuz the ufo seems the same each time.




javierlopez

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#8 15 years ago
Originally posted by LIGHTNING [NL] hahahaha, that picture you attached is just soo funny (I'm still laughing)

I'm like you. I'm still laughing . How people can post this?:confused:




javierlopez

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#9 15 years ago

But thats not all. Yesterday I was playing market garden in a server when I heard an extrange noise behind me. When I press F11 to see what is, I saw this horrible monster. I was scared and when I try to shoot him, it started to fly.

I'm scared

What will I see de next time ?:uhoh:




Robthezombie/mk.2

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#10 15 years ago

Originally posted by javierlopez But thats not all. Yesterday I was playinig market garden in a server when I heard an extrange noise behind me. When I press F11 to see what is I saw this horrible monster I was scared akn when I try ti shoot him it started to fly. I'm scared What will I see de next time ?:uhoh:

The admins ,hauling your ass out into the parking lot and beating you with sticks for spamming...