The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army -1 reply

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the Darkness VIP Member

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#1 14 years ago

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html My fav so far. 35. Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')




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#2 14 years ago

137. Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk. 138. Even if my commander did it. This list is just great :lol:




ManiK

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#3 14 years ago

Hilarious




Petey

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#4 14 years ago

"My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'."

haha




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#5 14 years ago

79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese.

Hahahahaaaa.........man that felt good....that was the best laugh I had in months...




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#6 14 years ago

i laughed for quite a while at that list. :D

about the best ive ever seen!




Ohioan

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#7 14 years ago

Hillarious! My favorites:

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are 171. On training missions, try not to shoot down the General's hellicopter. 198. Not allowed to lead a 'Coup' during training missions.




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#8 14 years ago

18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty.

22. Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.

54. Not allowed to quote 'Dr Seuss' on military operations

LOL!




okiN

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#9 14 years ago

Old, but as hilarious as ever. :D




ZR2man

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#10 14 years ago

‘I’m drunk’ is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant.

Great. LOL