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#1 10 years ago

Well since no-one has done this before (i think) I Decided to make a topic where you can share some of your favorite tidbits of info in the form of something you would find in a stalkers PDA. Like locations of weapons,hard to See Anomilies, and artefacts. So lets do this thing :B

"Vitross 02/16/11-11:30pm, Agropom Research Institute"

"Damn duty's on my tail. Hideing out in the Acid filled Swamp until they leave. Hopefully they wont notice I'm in this house here... 11:45- "That was to close duty backed off and now I'm holder of a brand new detector called "Bear" better than "Echo" they say but I'll be the judge of that. Well no time like the present to test this baby out lets see here... Flip the top and... I'm getting something just over near the "Fruit Punch" just outside! I hope its a kolobok those things are great if you don't have to many med kits not to mention all the booze it could buy!"




Ocelot86

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#2 10 years ago

just to clarify, we can make up our own stuff?




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#3 10 years ago

Sure anything you think a stalker would have in his PDA :cool:




Bad_Motha

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#4 10 years ago

These PDAs must be old monochrome Palm Pilots, jeesh no porn in here. Just some scientist or army intel :p




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#5 10 years ago

I found the lost PDA. Damn, now i'm lost.

I hate being a Grenade Magnet.




Ocelot86

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#6 10 years ago

9/17/11,Ocelot, Red Forest 11:45- Helped Duty clear these mines of bandit scum. some sort of creature is throwing dropped weapons at me. Severe bleeding each hit. 11:50-Gotta get out of here! I fell into some pit, and theres anomalies and strange floating lightning orbs attacking me. Found grenade launcher, blew out steel plates and ran out. Still getting hit by dropped weapons. 12:00-Shit! Duty guys are all dead, killed by flying objects. What the hell is going on here? Am running out of mines back to the dubious safety of the Red Forest. Maybe Forester knows what these things are....




Ocelot86

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#7 10 years ago

so i assume this topic died early? a shame.




-=Nemesis=-

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#8 10 years ago

yeah it would have been interesting




Soul_purifier

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#9 10 years ago

10\9\2009

Jesus christ after all the shit I went through for the fat ass I see a guy being raped by a snork. I think thats why they are lions. I really think that snork could do hardcore porn....

10\10\2009

Damn that snork is still raping that guy!! Show the love!! If only some bandits where here....then we could have a gang bang.

10\10\2009 Shit the snork spotted me and he keeps jumping on my face in an effort to shove his dick up my face!!

10\11\2009

nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnmnomnomnom

SHIT!!!

10\12\2009

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tx1198

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#10 10 years ago

10\12\2009 (later that day)

passing by yantar, i noticed something very odd, a snork appeared to be raping a stalker near the pipes that led into the facility, another body was lying 50 feet away. After a good few minutes of laughing at what was happening, ok, so it probably was about 30 minutes, but hey, you don't see this stuff everyday. Well i pulled out my SVD and popped that poor sucker in the head. I went to check on the Stalker that was in distress, turns out it was too late, but i did manage to get into his Pda and wire some money into mine hehe. but i do have to agree with what he says, a snork could do hard core porn. Damn! i should've brought a camera, just think how much money i could've made! hell maybe even get a years worth of vodka thrown in! ah well....




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