S.T.A.L.K.E.R. funnies? -1 reply

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Camo_Ninja

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#1 10 years ago

I decided to put this forum up to see if anybody has humurous material related to STALKER, whether it is a joke, picture, story,e.t.c. this thread will take it. Ever skinned the bloodsucker purple? Ever turned the bandits sound effects from the standard "look, an enemy!" audio into Zoidberg quotes? Ever renamed the duty faction to "Dooby" Freedom to "Fagdom" or monolith into "Monolick"? This is the place to show it off. But remember, screens or videos, otherwise it never happened. P.S: Please refrain from posting old Pictures Of The Day from "STALKER files" especially if they are distasteful and boring. (Exceptions are the classics)




sasha

Sexeh like teh gizmo

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#2 10 years ago
Camo_Ninja

your 8 letter answer: Vintorez

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#3 10 years ago

I hate those Freedom Crack-heads, I prefer Duty, sure the harder you fight the zone, the harder it fights you, but its better than allowing it to grow like an unrelenting cancer like the freedomers are. plus Duty has very nice gear, the Abakan is accurate as anything, some of their squad leaders carry PKM's and their armours are much better for fighting then the Freedom equivalent. BTW, I did rename all the factions above respectively, when I loot a dead Monolith, it says: Yasha Sparrow Monolick Dooby faction FTW!




sasha

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#4 10 years ago

yeah but everytime duty goes on its hunting trips the zone reacts violently. Causing it to grow become more unstable and spawn more mutations. Violence is not the answer, in case of duty shooting first asking questions later is possibly the worst solution. other wise it could be the day the earth stood still.




Camo_Ninja

your 8 letter answer: Vintorez

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#5 10 years ago

The zone is gonna run outta mutants sooner or later, what do think it gets the energy it needs to start blow-outs from from, the life-forms it creates (I just thought that up) and possibly the remnants of the reactor. As well as the Novasphere (is that how it is spelt). Duty seeks to cull the mutants and destroy the reactor. Maybe the rift in the Novasphere is fueled by the Shattered reactor, which gives it the energy to release emmisions, maybe the incresed regularity of emmisions exhibited in Clear Sky is the C-consciousness pushing the reactor with their vaguely mentioned reality manipulation ( in Shadow Of Chernobyl) to help the reactor do this, maybe they themselves are fueling it. And as stated, the Dutyer's want to destroy the plant, hence they very well destroy the C-consciousness in the process. (I made up the above paragraph as I went along) And its alot less lazy than the Freedomer's Philosiphy, they have no cause to be in the zone, (even if they "free" the zone, who aside from the people who are already there, would want to be there?) they could of settled down in a far less dangerous thirld world country and achieve the same amount of good they are now. Nice Pic BTW, lol, crotch scratchin' Gotta get this thread back on topic :P BTW that was one of my "rare" take-the-game-too-seriously raves :)




sasha

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#6 10 years ago
xCondemnedx

Bloodsuckers,I hate em'

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#7 10 years ago

Ahah. Great Pictures Sasha. Submit those ones to the POTD on STALKER Files. ;P What's funny that I can't play STALKER for one reason, the Bloodsuckers. They terrify me, lets call it "Bloodsuckerphobia" >.>




Camo_Ninja

your 8 letter answer: Vintorez

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#8 10 years ago

I conquered my fears of Bloodsuckers by stabbing them in the head with my knife :b Then I shot up the bodies with various firearms >:D




Camo_Ninja

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#9 10 years ago

Here are a few POTD that prolly wont come round for a while :P So here they are! (8 months down the track you'll see these and go "oh, I've seen that on B4")




sasha

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#10 10 years ago

pic #1. now i know where ganjha gets his herbs from. pic #2. just gorgous! pic #3. new and improved recycled sandbags. i hate it how those s got nerfed in CS. bloodsucker village is no fun.




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