tell me all the things that have happend to you in stalker funny or scary
Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
Well, today I was escorting that guy to Yantar and we got through all the mercs. I was entering the fire tunnel and ONE merc came up from behind and shot the guy so I failed the mission.....
hhahaha the always happens to me and all the time il be almost finshed the misson then he dies or i die it sucks
Well, I recently decided to test the AI a bit. So I shot a few grenades into the military base in Cordon, then sat on the other side of the minefield behind a tree. There was lots of shouting and shooting in my general direction... then BOOM.... BOOM.... BOOM. The Soldiers decided walking through their own minefield was a smart idea to get to me. Of the four man squad that left the base to find me, all that remained was a critically injured soldier and three corpses. Intelligence my a**e!!!
I didn't make it!
I spent about an hour rolling barrels of gas around the freedom base so i could blow up the armory guard and skinflint without triggering the freedom as enemies.....Its good for huge laughs.
Skinflint got his head stuck in a wall when he died and his body looked like it was dancing a jig.
This was all in Vanilla where the barrels are harder to use.....In ABC Inferno I filled the bar with so many barrels that they piled up the steps to the exit, then I blew them all up.....My quad core lagged like crazy the whole time.
One more barrel story, roll a normal barrel in Vanilla into the exploding anomoly, it will rotate into a blur then get shot off in a random direction inches above the ground......funny physix.....
Last story....During the NPP when you get teleported into SID's bunker for a second, you are still carrying your gun, so I shot him....he got a really stupid look on his face, went all rigid standing up and started vibrating like crazy......game did not crash though. It was on inferno, so maybe something was different.
After a big shoot out at the Grabage a bandit got his arm stuck through the metal gates about 2 ft off the ground. He was stuck there twitching for ages. You could go back and shoot some more blood out of him just for a laugh.