Instead of "you might be a redneck", it's "you might be a n00b"... -1 reply

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Marker0077

Some n00b that binds specials

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#1 15 years ago

This thread is inspired by LucasForums "shock ~ unnamed" signature, while I don't think all of his top 10 reasons that make you a n00b are legit, there are quite a few that are. So this is everyones chance to be like Jeff Foxworthy but instead of "you might be a redneck", it's "you might be a n00b". Any of these that I think are really funny, I will add to the SW funnies thread at JK2Files.com. Anyways, here's the "you might be a n00b" jokes that I think are at least a little funny... If your bows last longer than some of your fights, you might be a n00b. If you refer to people as any type of wh0re, you might be a n00b. If the only console command you know is callvote kick , you might be a n00b. If you regularly accuse JK2 players of having "no honor", you might be a n00b. If you think 0wning "Bar Upstairs from AA Building" is something to talk about, you might be a n00b. If you cry about people who bind specials, you might be a n00b. If any of these things upset you, you might be a n00b. Please feel free to add your own "you might be a n00b" jokes & if I think it is funny, I will add it to the SW funnies thread (which by the way can be found at http://www.gamingforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=68326). Thanks for your time folks & I hope you got a laugh out of any of these, I know I sure did.




Rhinen Daagh

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#2 15 years ago

You might be a n00b if you have the urge to type "this RULEZ", every 2 minutes of the game.

you might be a n00b if while a player bows before you, you strike him down and say it was a fair fight.

You might be a n00b if you use the coolest skins in the game, but make them look so bad that you have to rewatch the movies again because you do not want to picture Qui-Gon as a swinging moron.

thats all i have fer now...i hope they are good enough :(




RaSiN_HeCk

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#3 15 years ago

when you constantly trip on your own trip mines, you might ne a newbie (newbie rolls offthe tounge better don't you think?)

when you snipe your own team mates in CTF constanly and wonder why they aren't dying, you might be a newbie

if you type /disco to do a dance emote, you might be a newbie

if you're pings higher than your score, you might have dial-up

if you hear this annoying sound like, 'Hey! you there!', they might be a newbie

if you keep voting after 5 times to kick a player and every time the result is Yes: 1 No: 6, you might be a newbie

if you use lame in every other sentence, you might be a newbie

if you're a 1337 m0f0 l33t HAX04 J3D1 pwning MF 54687 wT6l he haw hootenay, you might be a newbie

if you can't grab the flag at ctf_yavinwith dark rage and speed on, you might be RaSiN HeCk




RaSiN_HeCk

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#4 15 years ago

for got one; if you start a thread on jokes like 'you might be a newbie'...

you might be a newbie!




Rhinen Daagh

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#5 15 years ago

Ooooo thats harsh :lol:




Rhinen Daagh

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#6 15 years ago

OMG ROFL LOL Marker 0077, that movie clip is the greatest. 10000000000/10.

Everyone else d/l it! unless you are offended by star wars insults and insulting nerds.

How do I put a sound clip in this forum?




TSND

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#7 15 years ago

If you cannot clearly make the distinction between a 'noob' and a 'newb', not to add the fact you type it 'n00b' you might be on my list of people I would like dead.




Marker0077

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#8 15 years ago

If you say things like If you cannot clearly make the distinction between a 'noob' and a 'newb', not to add the fact you type it 'n00b' you might be on my list of people I would like dead, you might be a n00b.




Kahn

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#9 15 years ago

If you call everyone that kills you a noob, you might be a n00b.

If you keep trying to change the map every five min cause you think that is y your losing, you might be a n00b.

If you say you lost cause of a fall, you may be a n00b.

If you say you lost cause of a pop-up, you may be a n00b.

Just a few more to ass to the list.




TSND

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#10 15 years ago

owned me on that one