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Jyr'al Nadreth

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#1 12 years ago

Lets find 1000 ways to kill Wesley Crusher as I really hate him and 1 death is not good enough 1.Use him as a human shield from the Borg(he's worth more to them than I) 2.Decompress the shuttlebay with him in it 3.Take him back to Rubicon 3-the charges still stand for him there tehehehe 4.Order him to clean out the warp coils,then when he's in there go to maximum warp 5.Demote him to Garbage




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#2 12 years ago

#6 - Hang him over to the Jem Hadar for fighting practise. #7 - For a test of the new torpedo casings, put him in one, and launch it. if it explodes on impact, mission successful. #8 - Test new weaponry (hand phasers etc) on him. #9 - Send him to Breen. #10 - Trade him with the Ferengi for something valuable.




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#3 12 years ago

11. feed him to the Horta 12.beat him like a pinyata 13.he wears red right,"Wesley, oh Wesley,away mission time" 14.Forget Jem Hadar clones, try Wesley clones, they'll drive your enemys to suicide 15.Tell the Borg that he is our leader and wish's to be assimilated




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#4 12 years ago

#16 - Open an airlock with him in it. #17 - Then use him to test the ships phasers. #18 - Tear him apart using tractor beams from 2 shuttle craft. #19 - Let him walk into a turbo shaft at deck 1 but without the lift there. #20 - Push him off the side of the barge of the dead.




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#5 12 years ago

side note whats so bad about crusher

21 - beam him into space 22 - make him watch soaps bore him to death 23 make him stab himself with ferenfi mind control (TNG the battle ) 24 ask him to fix the problem in the phaser array and fire why he is working 25 dress him up like a klingon pet and beam him over




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#6 12 years ago
Jyr'al Nadreth;3356363Lets find 1000 ways to kill Wesley Crusher as I really hate him and 1 death is not good enough 1.Use him as a human shield from the Borg(he's worth more to them than I) 2.Decompress the shuttlebay with him in it 3.Take him back to Rubicon 3-the charges still stand for him there tehehehe 4.Order him to clean out the warp coils,then when he's in there go to maximum warp 5.Demote him to Garbage

I don't know, he is a pretty smart kid...given a crisis I'd like him with me...he has saved the crew on occasion.




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#7 12 years ago

agreed and in the wargames episode he was good for riker




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#8 12 years ago

Yeah but would you want his smarmy ass nature annoying you-Wil Wheaton actually is very much like wesley crusher in real life,I would rather have Data on my bridge 26.Give him to the Kazon 27.Send him as a 1 man away team to a derelict vessel and accidentally fire 28.Give him to Sisko as a human shield 29.Sisko needs a new Boxing bag 30.Make real blood wine for the Klingons,Blood wine wesley crusher style




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#9 12 years ago

Look What I just found http://www.wilwheaton.net/




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#10 12 years ago

interesting site NOT its so weird