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Jyr'al Nadreth

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#11 13 years ago

Even More reason why Wesley Crusher should die




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#12 13 years ago

31 - Stick him in the same room with Spot for 3 days, I think he would be dead. 32 - Put him in the "Worst Case Scenario" holoprogram. 33 - Leave him in the same room with Riker and his trombone, I think Riker will kill him eventually. 34 - Simple, shoot him with a phaser on Kill. 35 - Tell Shinzon Wesley is Picard.




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#13 13 years ago

36 - Stick him in a torpedo tube and fire. 37 - Use the transporters to turn him inside out. 38 - Push him into a plasma steam. 39 - Set a phaser to overload in his quarters. 40 - Tell him he is going on a shuttle mission, then blow it up.




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#14 13 years ago

41.Maroon him with Khan 42.tell Kruge that he develpoed Genesis 43.Feed him to that beast on Hanon 4 in the DQ where the Kazon left the Voyager crew 44.Drive by him in the Argo jeep 45.Transfer him to the USS Kyushu in 2365 and wait until Wolf 359




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#15 13 years ago

46 - Stick him in the Dilithium chamber 47 - Place him in between a reconnecting Galaxy class 48 - Squish him in Spacedocks doors 49 - Tell his mom that he had unprotected sex 50 - Purge the plasma manifolds while he is cleaning them




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#16 13 years ago

51 - Send him on a hull walk, then depolorise the outer hull. 52 - Leave him with Spot. 53 - Enter him in a Batleh contest. 54 - Lock him in his quarters during a barion sweep. 55 - Tie him to the warp core and eject it.




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#17 13 years ago

56.when the ship is about to be destroyed,get everyone to the escape pods and tell Mr Crusher that ther are still people on board,then when he does his hero thing everyone else lauches thier pod 57.When he is in the shuttlebay-Decompress it 58.Get the mirror universe him to kill him-Now he would be someone worthy of our attention 59.Anatomically invert him and send him to his mother 60.tell him that Geordi is his true father and that it was hidden from him since Geordi had turned to the Dark side




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#18 13 years ago

^^ Some said already.

61 - Make him eat Klingon food. 62 - Put him in a room and fill it with Carbon Dioxide. 63 - Beat him over the head with the captains chair. 64 - Make him eat nanites. 65 - Break his legs and leave him in a targ pit.




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#19 13 years ago

66 send him to use the emh when his mother finds out:spank:




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#20 13 years ago

hmm

67 - Lock him in a jefferies tube with a devolved Klingon. 68 - Abandon him on a class Y planet. 69 - Attach him to the front of the ship with Deanna at the helm. 70 - Send him to the Delta Quadrant. 71 - Make him sing at a Nausican Bar.