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Jyr'al Nadreth

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#21 13 years ago

72. Give the ship a coat of paint,nahhh Wesleys blood 73.Give him a problem that is easy to solve,he'll kill himself trying to figure it out




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#22 13 years ago

74 - Send him to [SIZE=-1]Rura Penthe. 75 - Place him in the reactor core of a Romulan Warbird. 76 - Fling him into a quantum filliment. [/SIZE]




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#23 13 years ago

77. Use him as a starship bumper and fender bender someone 78.Jettison him out the back and fire phasers at his head,the Ego shockwave could pulverize a planet 79.Let Garak torture him 80.Get him pissed,tatoo him with Klingons are cowards-Klingons are puny weaklings and leave him aboard a Vorcha class attack cruiser 81. Give Chekov the Day off filming and put wesley in with Captain Terrell with Khan




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#24 13 years ago

82 - Send him to find some "Nuclear Wessels" with Chekov.




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#25 13 years ago

It is a crime punishable by death to say you like him HOW DARE YOU. 83 - Lie him down between the cargo bay doors and say to the computer "Emergency close" 84 - Beam him into a y-class environment 85 - Beam him into a wall 86 - Tie him to a shuttle and then leave at warp speed 87 - Make him play deal or no deal on the holo deck give him the 1p prize and then have Noel shoot him in the head 88 - Make him play Doom 3 on the holodeck, (He wouldent last long) 89 - Let the De-evolved Worf kill him 90 - Put him on the docking latches then re-connect the ship.




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#26 13 years ago

lol ^^ Most of them have been too.

91 - Behead him. 92 - Send him to a Cardassian Marquis Concentration Camp. 93 - Surgicly alter him to look like a cardassian and send him to Bajor. 94 - Soup any one?




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#27 13 years ago

95 wesley beam over to the borg shoot them to see what they do (in bobw )




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#28 13 years ago

ROFLMBO 96. Trawl for the Crystal Entity using Wesley as bait, tied to the stern with a very weak line. 97. Beam him to the Mirror Universe with 'I drop out of Warp for small fluffy mammals' tatooed on his forehead. 98. Show the Travelers how he cheated on his IQ test 99. Tell Ashley Judd he's stalking her. Morgan Freeman should cap him in about twenty minutes. 100. Send him on an Away Team mission - to Dagobah 101. Tell him he's being re-assigned as Federation ambassador to the Pakleds 102. Offer him the new lead role on 'Farscape' 103. Tell him he's being drummed out of StarFleet- and sent to truck driving school. I don't wanna just kill him, that's too easy. I want to inflict permanent mental damage which will require years of therapy to overcome.




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#29 13 years ago

104. Make him fight a Traken beast. 105. Make him play Mortal Kombat on the Holodeck with the safites off. "GET OVER HERE"




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#30 13 years ago

106: Space Him