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Goatspunk

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#21 16 years ago

I do remember, maybe a year or so ago, was an Axis playing MarketGarden, prolly on Charter (who our clan got banned cuz we talked to much smack to the ops) and i was a medic, and i kept talkin globably about how i'm going to defect and come to the allied mansion. I told them i'd be throwin' down med packs constantly. Took about 5 tries to finally get through without someone killing me. Got boosted up to the very top of the mansion with a bunch of other allies on the mansion too, then someone spawned with a panzer and took me and everyone else out. That has to be the coolest/funniest thing i've ever seen/done in rtcw.

Goatspunk , [TMNT]Donatello

P.s. the guy who shot me with the panzer was booted cuz of all the team kills in that one shot.




_RTS_Cartman

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#22 16 years ago

The funniest thing ever was my first game on a shrub server. I saw people shoving each other, playing dead, etc. I asked how to do it, a lot of people answered my question and now I'm doing what they're doing. :p

I will never forget that experience. :agreed:




Amiga

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#23 16 years ago

By far the most amusing RTCW incident I've seen happened to a good friend of mine playing HP2 around the time that POW Camp came out and was running 24/7 on that server. We were sitting about, :smokin: and :beer: , charging about as an allied medic. My friend spawned in, opened that "secret" stove trapdoor and went down into the mines. He got half way down that really long straight strech of tunnel, and suddenly two suspicious characters wearing dark trench coats and ridiculous helmets appeared at the far end. We could tell something dreadful was afoot, and it was probably going to be a shade worse than just their bad dress sense. Sure enough, one of them peels off a bunch of pistol shots, the other whips out his panzer and gives my friend the good news. :eek: . Usually when that happens i just let go of the mouse and bite the rocket -- its happened to me about fifty times and it always ends in a rather loud and messy way -- theres absolutely nowhere to hide if you get caught out in that tunnel. My friend, on the other hand, panics and then runs full speed RIGHT AT the panzer and then JUMPS the freaking shot! The panzer guy was so stunned he just stood there and took half a clip in the face. The other one ran back around the corner like a frightened rabbit. :dance: And there was much rejoicing. :smokin: My friend was pretty happy about that kill. I nearly fell off my chair laughing. Poor axis panzer dude must have been pretty unimpressed :lol:.




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#24 16 years ago
Originally posted by Amiga By far the most amusing RTCW incident I've seen happened to a good friend of mine playing HP2 around the time that POW Camp came out and was running 24/7 on that server. We were sitting about, :smokin: and :beer: , charging about as an allied medic. My friend spawned in, opened that "secret" stove trapdoor and went down into the mines. He got half way down that really long straight strech of tunnel, and suddenly two suspicious characters wearing dark trench coats and ridiculous helmets appeared at the far end. We could tell something dreadful was afoot, and it was probably going to be a shade worse than just their bad dress sense. Sure enough, one of them peels off a bunch of pistol shots, the other whips out his panzer and gives my friend the good news. :eek: . Usually when that happens i just let go of the mouse and bite the rocket -- its happened to me about fifty times and it always ends in a rather loud and messy way -- theres absolutely nowhere to hide if you get caught out in that tunnel. My friend, on the other hand, panics and then runs full speed RIGHT AT the panzer and then JUMPS the freaking shot! The panzer guy was so stunned he just stood there and took half a clip in the face. The other one ran back around the corner like a frightened rabbit. :dance: And there was much rejoicing. :smokin: My friend was pretty happy about that kill. I nearly fell off my chair laughing. Poor axis panzer dude must have been pretty unimpressed :lol:.

Haha, I like your writing style. :D




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#25 16 years ago

The most amusing thing i seen, and see every day, is in the ET test, i launch an air strike yell "fire in the hole" 3 to 4 times,and still a bunch of dimwitts run into the air strike and fricking complain till i get kicked, hahaha but its a blast to see them do that:D




Admiral8Q

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#26 16 years ago

Hahahahaha!!! I was playing on beach as an allied medic, we had no Lt's so I ran out of ammo. I was constantly reviving my noobish team (all soldiers and engineers) and I managed to get the objective and hold it for 7 minutes of game time. During that time I killed 16 axis with my knife! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Only thing that sucked was it was a 10 second respawn so I couldn't run into the radio room! :mad:

OH! Here's the medic song when no Lt's are around! Wouldn't it be great if every medic had a gun?




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#27 16 years ago

I was playing a server with the updated shrub, I was killed and the ally took my uniform, so I respawn to go warn everyone. I look over near the boxes nwar AA gun (its depot) dont see a name (meaning hes in disguise) i take out a nade since i couldnt get to gun in time he looks at me with this nade clicking and shakes his head no i kill him (it was the ally) after he respawn he said "i was only going to kill you alittle" I nearly fell on the floor after that




Knoble

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#28 16 years ago

I was playing on Happy Penguin's Depot server as an Axis and we were trying to take back the forward spawn point...well I was shot and laying on the ground waiting for some morphine and I saw a panzer soldier fire up his rocket and get shot down before it would go off, then he was revived and it happened again and again and again 4times I watched this poor soul try to get a shot off and get shut down every time. Well on the fifth try he got up did a little dodge move to change his luck and pulled the trigger, you could hear the panzer getting ready to fire and right as it starts to fire a grenade lands literally on his toes and both the grenade and the panzer go off at the same time turning that poor poor nazi into kibbles and bits and bits and bits. I was laughing so hard I laid on the ground for 5 passes of the reinforcment clock. amazing the way our lives are enriched by the sight of ironic carnage.

knoble




_RTS_Cartman

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#29 16 years ago

Originally posted by _RTS_Cartman The funniest thing ever was my first game on a shrub server. I saw people shoving each other, playing dead, etc. I asked how to do it, a lot of people answered my question and now I'm doing what they're doing. :p I will never forget that experience. :agreed:

Wait, scratch that.

These following things are the funniest ever: 1)My game just crashed when I used an MG42. 2)My Wolf sessions usually end with a crash. 3)When I open IE, browse a little, then open Wolf, the game hangs at the gray screen. (EVERYTIME) 4)My game once crashed when I opened the scores tab. 5)More random crashes...

God, I hate my computer.




Aar1012

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#30 16 years ago

Let me guess is it an EMACHINE?