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spider

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#1 15 years ago

Little something I dreamed up...enjoy...

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, "Now where is my Faust? The server is running, but no one is there, C’mon, all you nOObies, don’t anyone care? The children are nestled all snug in their beds, And visions of airstrikes dance in my head The wifey is snoring, the cats in a nap, Let’s get to nading and knifing and shooting and crap!"

Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the puter to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the storms, hit my head on the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the shining of overbrights to objects below, When, what to my watering eyes should appear, But a full size RV, and eight TLD, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it could be a trick.

Most rapid (with no lag), these soldiers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and harassed them by name:

Now, Dizzer! now, Minnow! Now, Big –D- and Albert! On, Aslan! On Bonesy! On, Rivr and Crapout! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! This looks like a Radar...let’s waste them all!

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, So up to the house-top these killers they flew, The RV full of goodies, "It’s Santa Claus too!" And then, as I listened, I heard the old coot And the stomping and shuffling of each heavy boot. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney Santa Claus came with a bound.

He was dressed all in camos, his head to his foot, And his clothes were all covered with ashes and soot; A bundle of goodies he had flung on his back, Looked like an arms merchant opening his pack. His eyes -- how they twinkled! His dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The tube of a Faust he held tight in his fist, "I’ve used this already", he said with a lisp; He had a broad face and a monstrous beer belly, That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old dude, And I laughed when I saw him, (although that was rude); A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon made me glad the panzer was dead.

He spoke not a word, and boy was I glad, Cause he filled all my backpacks with ammo and nades; Then shoving his finger inside of his nose, And giving a snork, up the chimney he rose; He sprang to his RV, to the TLD whistled, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas, you dreamer, wakeup! And Good night!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL FROM THE 8-LEGGED ONE!!!

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Alpine

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#2 15 years ago

ROTF. Spider you're a never ending deposit of sheer genius. Keep em coming my friend.




glory77

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#3 15 years ago

Truly a new classic! Happy Holidays to everyone!




Hasufel

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#4 15 years ago

OMG that's beautiful !! :agreed: *snif*




NightKiller

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#5 15 years ago

*tear* god thast pure genious




Bones|37

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#6 15 years ago

WOW!! How long did that take u. im sure its great and all that but i aint readin all of it. maybe u could shorten it. Merry Christmas all!!




spider

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#7 15 years ago
Originally posted by Bones|37 WOW!! How long did that take u. im sure its great and all that but i aint readin all of it. maybe u could shorten it. Merry Christmas all!!

Not long at all really...just a play on words with the original "The Night Before Christmas"...check out my Christmas Song thread too...I get these ideas and they just rattle around in my head until I put them on paper...they just sort of jump in there and to me it is obvious what to do...kinda like when I take pictures...to me it is obvious what the best angle/lighting is....other times, I couldn't write something or take a good pic if you held a Black and Decker to my kneecap...

And you already shortened it by not reading all of it...take the time and read stuff, dude, it's truly amazing what other people have to say and what they think...

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Bones|37

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#8 15 years ago

ahhhh mum loves it :) i read it all and yes m8 i can confirm that it is good. but just not enuf about killing Nazis shame but who cares. Bones