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SuperSmeg

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#1 11 years ago

This will basically be like all the other threads here except for the really bad things in and to do with Trek. Basically if you find any bad/unfunny jokes or puns, post them here.

I'll start.

The following is taken from St 9: Insurrection when Worf and Picard are chasing Data in their shuttle.

Picard: Mr Worf, do you know Gillbert and Sullivan? Worf: No sir. I have not had a chance to meet all the new crewmembers since Ive been back. Picard: They're composers Worf, fom the 19th century.




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#2 11 years ago

I think I have a pretty bad joke, from Star Trek 10. When Worf refuses to be naked on Riker and Troi's wedding. Picard orders him to honor tradition and go, and then as they warp to the planet where B4 would be found, he says: "I'll be in the gym.". I thuoght that was pretty lame -_-




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#3 11 years ago

How about worfs corny line in First Contact when he shoots the borgified deflector :"Assimilate this!"




Rue McDohl

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#4 11 years ago
Stargazor_001;3520596I think I have a pretty bad joke, from Star Trek 10. When Worf refuses to be naked on Riker and Troi's wedding. Picard orders him to honor tradition and go, and then as they warp to the planet where B4 would be found, he says: "I'll be in the gym.". I thuoght that was pretty lame -_-

I don't see how, it really fits in with his typical vain of humor. =/




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#5 11 years ago
Rue McDohl;3521123I don't see how, it really fits in with his typical vain of humor. =/

Then I suppose I just don't like Picard's sense of humor :p. Though I really love the humor combination Picard-Q ;)




Datarock VIP Member

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#6 11 years ago

I don't know if this would come into jokes, but i have too say that i found Riker's comment in Star Trek| Insurrection pretty funny.

"Smooth as an Andriods bottom eh Data?" :lol:




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#7 11 years ago

I think you people are entirely too picky.:p

Starstruck;3520933How about worfs corny line in First Contact when he shoots the borgified deflector :"Assimilate this!"[/quote]

Meh, sort of agree with you there tho..

[quote=Stargazor_001;3522185]Then I suppose I just don't like Picard's sense of humor :p. Though I really love the humor combination Picard-Q ;)

THAT was great :D

Picard and Q were the best :D




AdmiralHocking

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#8 11 years ago

I wouldn't really consider any of those jokes to be honest but witty remarks. However "You have the bridge, Mr. Troi." in Nemesis was kinda funny.




Stark98

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#9 11 years ago

i liked always the jokes of Q. Its macrohead with microbrain! or Have you eaten any good books lately, worf! :D :lolpoint:




AlDaja

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#10 11 years ago

I’ve always enjoyed Q’s little quips – Especially in the novels.:nodding:




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