Request: Fart Wars: The Fart Academy -1 reply

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Tulak Hord

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#1 10 years ago

I've played COD2, and some1 made a mod for it called "Call of Doody"

Needless to say, it didn't take very long to make, and it was focused on sh!t.

So, (at the risk of sounding juvenile) I'd like to request that somebody make a mod like this for JA.

Here's the file: Call of Doody, Call of Duty 4 Downloads, Call of Duty 4 Sound, Music

Just download it and put the IWD into Pakscpae and navigate from there.

Just listen to the sound files. They're great. Especially some of the stuff the commissar says. (NOTE: Most of these are a bit explicit, but not too much. However, there is one where the guy says, "You are testing my patience mother******")

So, this dude who made the mod hasn't made any others tho. If there person who like to help with a mod like this is out there, we may have to contact him first.

Like, the idea of force push causing major farts, and Luke saying stuff like, "Welcome to the Shitty Academy, here we will teach you how to wipe, force out, and enjoy your shit. Since there are so few of us that can stand the smell, we will assigning multiple farts to one asshole."

Like, something that overrides the dialog, and overrides weapon and force power sounds. And overrides sound FX.

We could try and use some farts from the Farts of the Matrix movies.

YouTube - Matrix Fart - Farts of the Matrix Episode 1

If you can find one, you can find them all. Look for the rest.

NOTE: I especially want that fart in the 4th one from 3:55 to 3:57

Also, I'd like to expand this mod (IF SOME1 HELPS ME!) to a few other things in it. Some burping, maybe some peeing. (The weapons, the shoot pee!) Not like, sexually, I'm sayin just to be funny. Re-name force powers, change lightning to fire (You get that one I hope. Tis a good idea. You've seen all those vids)

Skywalker farts and burps during his crappy speeches, people use the weapons of pee on each other, that whole potty humor thing. Maybe some barf sound fx, and snot........




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#2 10 years ago

This sounds umm... special ?




Tulak Hord

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#3 10 years ago

It's supposed to be funny/new I guess lol




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#4 10 years ago

I know, I know but I'm just saying... wow ... Anyways, I just had an idea... What if it was Microsoft Sam speaking... Just an idea anyways




Tulak Hord

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#5 10 years ago

lolololololololololol

Thatd be friggin hilarious




Tulak Hord

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#6 10 years ago

It'd work too, itd rly funny




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#7 10 years ago

Personally I'd say that the Microsoft Sam would be a funnier...and more widely accepted...idea as opposed to this fart idea.....I sense something along the line of "Master Chief Sucks at Halo" coming about....

@Tulak : the edit button is your friend mate




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#8 10 years ago

Mix the two ! You know on the first level in the prologue on the transport shuttle ? Imagine this. Jaden : Kindly minds his/her business Rosh : -farts - Jaden : -bigger fart- Rosh : Oh I see you already got one. Guess you're way ahead of me... Jaden : My asshole goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi Rosh : I guess I'll get one of those training potties Rosh : -poop noise- Jaden : You're nervous aren't you ??? Rosh : Aren't you ? Jaden : Himmodium !!! I can't remember the exact dialogue from the original but just an idea. (probably wouldn't fit with the timing however)




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#9 10 years ago

Hehe..."Force out"... Please make this, that would be the best mod ever. Well...I mean, within a certain boundary. Make fart noises for weapons and lightsabers would be great. Other than that it doesn't sound too good. We don't want vulgar language in the game.




Tulak Hord

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#10 10 years ago

Not vulgar, but something along the lines of Newbie's idea. (Very hilarious!)

But yeah, I'd love this!

MY EXAMPLE:

Rosh: I couldn't believe....I wasn't try to......

Jaden: Hold it in Rosh!

Kyle: Jaden, I know you're gassy, but even if Rosh took a shit on you, you really shouldn't pee on him like you are!

OR

Tavion: I will not piss and moan like I did before Katarn. Finish it, kill me.

Jaden: (Lets a big juicy one rip on Tavion)

Goes to pick up the Shitter of Ragnos.

Kyle: Jaden, stop!

Jaden: Don't go in my pants Kyle! I don't care if I shit them, the power of this....

Kyle: Jaden, Tavion and her hemorrhoids have been flushed, we can wipe it here!

Jaden: Oh no, I'm still gonna be here for a very long time. With my newspaper and playboy

Kyle: WTF?!

Jaden: Magazine

Kyle: Jaden, I can't let you pee there!

Jaden: Then try and wipe me, master!




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