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#1 11 years ago

Has anyone got any funny gaming stories? Has anyone ever had a Land Raider be destroyed by a "lucky shot" from a Gretchin? Or had a full squad wiped out due to failing a Difficult Terrain test? To start the ball rolling, I was playing against an Ultramarines Army with my Black Legion. After targetting his Land Speeder with a heavy bolter and a plasma gun, and only getting a Crew Shaken result, I declared I was going to use my Aspiring Champion's bolt pistol. My opponent stated that if I make this shot he would himself colect a Chaos army. I then proceeded to roll a six to hit, and a six for damage. Last I heard, he's the proud owner of a Word Bearers army. True story!!




comissarpat

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#2 11 years ago

Haha, funny stuff. I had a similar experience with my guardsmen. I was playing a friend, he was space marines. I basically just had a moving mass of guardsmen slowly advancing before his termies, and I was taking pot shots at them hoping for the best. And then what do you know? I get a direct hit and wound on a terminator and bring him down in one! Now that, is cool.




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#3 11 years ago

xD

i was plaiyng against necrons and my defilar was fighting against a heavy destroyer, the necron player decided to fire the monolith against the defiler, but unfortunately he rolled... whe can say, not very well and destroyed his heavy destroyer instead of my defiler :Puzzled:

XDDDD:rofl:




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#4 11 years ago
comissarpat;3686421Haha, funny stuff. I had a similar experience with my guardsmen. I was playing a friend, he was space marines. I basically just had a moving mass of guardsmen slowly advancing before his termies, and I was taking pot shots at them hoping for the best. And then what do you know? I get a direct hit and wound on a terminator and bring him down in one! Now that, is cool.

Sad to say, that happened with my Deathwing terminators "Ha, my Deathwing have teleported down to smite you" "Ha, my 60 guardsmen are gonna open fire with their lasguns" "Ha, my Deathwings armour can stand anything you throw at...ah, failed save...ah, another two failed saves....ah... ... let's call it a draw....."




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#5 11 years ago

Here's mine,

Hey we're a guard command platoon, we're pretty expensive points wise...cool this demo charge is pretty neat, lets throw it at that squad 6 inches away (rolls scatter dice).

Put it this way, the it scattered 6 inches back to the thrower, BANG! whole command platoon blown apart by it's own dem charge...awsome stuff ^^

ANother experience i've had, my eldar rangers shot a chimera on the front aumour, with one of them I roll a 6 to hit, in ranger terms that's an AP1 shot, sniper weapons get 2D6 against aumour penetration and that's it...I got a double 6. Now normalloy that would've only glanced it, but because it was AP1 it went straight through the front, I rolled another 6, tank explodes, roll another dice, explodes another 6 inches catches nothing else but the guard squad inside suffered 3 casulties and was entangled, it's just the 5 6's in a row that counts :D.

-DIAB




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#6 11 years ago

Under the old rules, I had a unit of cultists with a missile launcher sitting on top of a building These guys had ballistic skill 2. On the other side of the board was a vindicare assassin. I rolled two consecutive sixes to hit him. I then rolled another six when rolling to wound. He failed his dodge roll. Then I rolled a d10 to see how many wounds I caused. I needed a 4 or more to kill him. I rolled a 1. That was a fun game, it was 4 assassins trying to escort a damaged dreadnought (carrying vital data) through an ambush of lots of flak troops. Under the old rules, assassins were damn near unstoppable.




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#7 11 years ago

This was in Fanasty...I was playing another drawf player and my warriors were right up by his thunders so he goes I'm gona fire my cannon at your unit of warriors. Fires all three his cannons and guess I think 5' and rolls. One cannon blows up. One cannon overhits by 12' and his most powerful cannon hits his own unit. Killing his Drawf lord in the process! YaY ^_^




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#8 11 years ago

I rember an aquaintance telling me, how once in whfb some last remaing grot, manged to take down a fully teched out and healthy character. In 4 rounds of combat with pure luck.




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#9 11 years ago

Well once, my eldar farseer was cornered by an entire squad of chaos terminators and a squad of heavy weapons marines. By the time the marines got within pistol range, my farseer had taken out all of the terminator squad using only eldritch storm.




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#10 11 years ago

i have 2. once i was figthing hand to hand with a broadside battlesuit agianst whatever the ork hero guy was (old rules). he had full wounds and I had two. i wounded him twice b4 dying, and i had no armor save agianst him, and these suits are terrible at fighting. my other is my friend had a squad of ork figting a defiler. he only had one ork that could wound the defiler, the one with the rocket. he had one shot b4 the whole squad would get wiped out, and what do you know, he gets 2 sixes and kills the defiler, his opponents last unit.