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sHalloW Bay

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#31 11 years ago

nope, i dont see the point in buying an imba pile of junk. sorry if i offended you But i was planning on getting it as soon as the patch is released




zekie123

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#32 11 years ago

i bought it before i realized that the races were broken, the campaign was sucky *cept for the stronghold missions wich were awsome* and air units sucked the fun outta terrain.




sHalloW Bay

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#33 11 years ago

(psst we're off topic) WELL YEA, I HEARD THAT THE HYBRID THEORY.... (^sort-of on topic sentence) I actually heard that the campaign missions sucked because they were bugged. I also heard most of the leaders had the voices from DC. and other nasties...




LardButtTheCat

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#34 11 years ago

Eh, just speaking out for the eldar fans.:p




zekie123

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#35 11 years ago

gorgutz had his voice screwed up in campaign. he sounded like his thoat was on fire. YES I HAVE HEARD OF THE HYBRID THEORY. I THINK IT WOULD BE AWSOME IF A ALPHA PLUS PSYKER AND A FAR SEER BONED AND HAD A BABY THAT WAS JUST ONE BIG ASS, BABY SHAPED BRAIN!!! lol




LardButtTheCat

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#36 11 years ago

Wait, thought of a idea... If eldar perfect in everyskill, does that include sex? Cause if it does, i'll give the next farseer a ride for her life... on a llamma! :mEk:




zekie123

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#37 11 years ago

i wonder wat would happen if the most powerful pysker and the most powerful farseer got the baby makin. i think itll crank out the baby with the biggest friggin head in the world




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#38 11 years ago

Think about it. A eldar female will have sex with you if you flash you wang at her. Sure she'll kill ya if she had freinds around her, but if it was you and her, she'll be all over you. It's all logic with females. Girls like a good time if you know what i mean. Humans offer a much superior quality of fun compared to eldar men. Read it in eldar codex 6th edition. It dos'nt matter to what eldar female you do it too. Next thing you know you're getting action that no female human could ever offer. It's all logic.




zekie123

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#39 11 years ago

thats a little too much info. lol are u telling me that and eldar male has tiney wood lol THEY ARE OFFICIALLY THE ASIANS OF VIDEO GAMING!!!11!! think about japan. high technology, hot chicks, tiney manhood. IZ AN EXACT MATCH!




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#40 11 years ago

Dude, do do you wana know why I know this? Here's something that GameWorkshop does'nt want you to know, but i'll tell it any was: The Old Ones in the beggining of time where cats and dogs. Cats created the intelligent beings (Eldar, Humans, ect..) While dogs did'nt have much skill in creating something super intelligent, they did create beings with purpose (orks, tyranids, ect..) But as usual, some things go wrong... When dogs created the tyranids, they used insect gene and pitbull gene to create a creature that would make sure that the univese did'nt over populate. But one idiot dog put beagle gene in there which screwd everything over, because now the tyranids would eat everything. And they woul'nt stop eating. We cats created the Eldar to make sure they kept everything in check too, for the warp could be manipulated by feelings, so we designed them to keep the warp a happy place and peaceful place. But later, the Eldar got cocky and rude to the other races, since they saw them selves better, so we created the humans. Though they were'nt superior as the eldar, the men had bigger wangs, and that shutted up the mouths of the eldar for a very long time. Then the necrontry (which we did'nt make, so thats why they were so stupid to follow the soul sucking c'tan) waged war over us, and as cats and dogs, we kinda weak compared to guass technology. And our fur shedding tactics did'nt work so well either. So we got our butts wooped. So from then on out, we hide our selves withing our creations, the humans and eldar. They think we are only pets, but we make sure they don't do something stupid. But after a while, we all got lazy, so now we sit back and watch you guys blow the smolder crap out of each other.