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Captain Fist

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#1 12 years ago

The other fay, I was thinking about the Gods of Warhammer 40k while I was playing Dawn of War. I made a new name for Each of the Chaos Gods and the Emperor. If these suck, to bad, these were quick names, and I don't think anyone will like them The Emperor - A dead Body stuck inside a Golden Throne who people Pray to and who Controls Humanity. Khorne - The God of People Who need Anger Managment Nurgle - LORD OF THE COMMON COLD! Slaanesh - Drag Queen of Transvestities Tzeentch - Comtroller of People who Can't Make up their Mind. AKA Change.




Dedshaw

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#2 12 years ago

LOL, i think they're funny except the emperor and slaneesh




killroydow

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#3 12 years ago

lol dont you mean new descriptions




Captain Fist

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#4 12 years ago

Yeah, I guess that would better.




Fijian_souljar

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#5 12 years ago

WTF none of thoses names make sence its bringing shame on the gods of DOW and DOW WA




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#6 12 years ago

Are you retarded and know absolutly no 40k fluff? Those titles make perfect sense if you know something about Warhammer 40000 besides what is mentioned in DOW. Very funny, though.




Captain Fist

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#7 12 years ago

Yes! People think their funny!