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carl4286

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#1 13 years ago

Found these on :google: god knows how long ago. They've been sitting in my favorites collecting dust for, well.... a long time. Thought it was time to unveil them and give you guys a few good laughs. Here they are... enjoy! Computer Stupidities




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#2 13 years ago

Aha, those are hilarious. I just read through about half of the OS ones, good stuff!




*The.Doctor

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#3 13 years ago

I seen those before i think, funny stuff there!




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#4 13 years ago

ha, that some funny stuff.

  • Customer: "I bought your fancy graphics card, and my Windows display is not better than it was before."
  • Tech Support: "We had better look at the installation then."
  • Customer: "You mean I have to install it?"
The graphics card was still in the box.

:rofl:




War Hawk

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#5 13 years ago

:rofl: I remember this site from a while ago!

  • Her: (shrieking) "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
  • Me: "I'm checking my email--"
  • Her: "It looks like you're breaking into the computer!!"
  • Me: "No really -- I'm checking my mail."
  • Her: "But that's not HOTMAIL!!"
  • Me: "I don't use hotmail. I use--"
  • Her: "But EVERYONE uses HOTMAIL!!"
  • Me: "No, my account goes through UTM. My email account ends with--"
  • Her: "But that's not what MYYY UTM looks like!!" (apparently referring to the UTM web page)
  • Me: "Yes, I'm telnetting. It's another way of accessing--"
  • Her: "I think you better shut that off. You're breaking into the computer."
  • Me: "But I--"
  • Her: "Turn it off. I don't believe that 'checking mail' story."

Most of the stories are very old...notice none of them mention XP...most mention WIndows 95.




Hmmmdonut

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#6 13 years ago

Yeah seen these before. Still funny though. The best stories are from customer service.




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#7 13 years ago
War HawkMost of the stories are very old...notice none of them mention XP...most mention WIndows 95. [/list]

Maybe you should try the sections marked as 'New'. A decent number of the OS stories mentioned Windows XP and/or OS X.




C38368

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#8 13 years ago

I've had that bookmarked for ages, and for good reason. The Chronicles of George and the BOFH (through '97, official archive) are both also worth reading.




War Hawk

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#9 13 years ago
SpartanMaybe you should try the sections marked as 'New'. A decent number of the OS stories mentioned Windows XP and/or OS X.

Hm, well thats what I get for not looking at the whole site. Thanks for that. I'll give those sites a look too, C38368.




Agentlaidlaw

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#10 13 years ago
  • My Brother: "I tried to save the document, but I think I did something wrong. All my computer did was put an icon on the desktop."
  • Me: "That's the document. Just double-click it and it will open in Word."
  • My Brother: "But it's an icon! I wanted to save it as a file."
  • Tech Support: "All right...now double-click on the File Manager icon."
  • Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows -- because of the icons -- I'm a Protestant, and I don't believe in icons."
  • Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir. I don't believe it was meant to --"
  • Customer: "I don't care about any 'Industry Terms'. I don't believe in icons."
  • Tech Support: "Well...why don't you click on the 'little picture' of a file cabinet...is 'little picture' ok?"
  • Customer: [click]

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