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#1 11 years ago

A long time ago, In a home close close nearby, I made a movie with lego people after seeing Episode 2. I was really bored at the time and made a movie about episode1. i never completed the movie itself but i still remember the script i made. i thought it was funny so heck, ill post it here. hope you like it :) Obi:"I sence something master. Its not about the mission its about Darth Vader."

QuiGon:"That doesnt come untill episode3 obiwan. Keep your mind on the present Obi wan."

Obi:"Yes master."

obi:"MASTER DESTROYERS!"

quigon:"WHERE?"

[quigon pulls out lightsaber and nearly chops off obiwans head]

obi:"Oops! False alarm."

quigon:"Idiot............"

[t17 walks up]

T-17: "Would u like some pepsi?"

Quigon: "No thank you."

Obi: "What on Naboo is pepsi?"

[obi wan takes a 2liter bottle and drinks it in a half a minute]

obi:"WAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[obi starts force jumpin around the room in force speed liek a madman]

[T-17 walks up to Nute Gunray]

T-17:"I think the ambasadors are jedi knights"

Nute Gunray:"DROIDEKAS DROIDEKAS DROIDEKAS!!!"

[poison gas fills the room]

Obi:"OHHHHHH OXEGEN!!!" [breaths in then faints]

[2 destroyers roll into the room]

Quigon:"Oh no"

[quigon uses force speed and picks up obi wan and runs]

[obiwan wakes up]

Obi:"WEEEEEEEEE!!! We're goin fast!"

[quigon uses obiwans head as a battering ram to break down door to control]

obi:"OWCH!!! MASTER DESTROYERS!!!"

quigon:"Right......................"

[droidekas come and blast quigon in the back]

[quigon and obi go flying down a ventalation shaft]

obi:"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

quigon:"QUIET U FOOL!"

obi:"sry master"

[they land in a hanger]

obi:"ITS AN INVASION ARMY THATS GONNA ATTACK NABOO AND THEN WE GONNA RESCUE QUEEN THEN WE GOTTA GOTO HANGER AND WE GONNA FREE THE PILOTS AND THEN WE GONNA GO FLY AWAY THEN WE GONNA GET SHOT AT THE WE GONNA GOTO TATIONE THEN WE GONA..."

quigon:"SHUT UP!!! KEEP UR MIND ON THE FRICKEN PRESENT!!!"

obi:"I WANT A PRESENT!!!"

[quigon force pushes obi into a ship then quigon jumps in a different one]

[later on Naboo]

jarjar:"Hello noble jedie!"

quigon:"MOVE OUTTA THE WAY!!!"

[quigon runs past jarjar]

jarjar:"HUH? WHAT?"

[jarjar sees the Trade Fed. transport]

jarjar:"Oh my godses!!!"

[jarjar gets flatened]

obi:"MASTER HELP!"

[quigon blows up the staps]

obi:"Shouldnt u have helped that poor gungan?"

quigon:"No. No one cares about him anyways."

obi:"OHHHH LETS GO CHECK OUT THOSE GLOWY BUBBLES IN DA WATER!!!"

quigon:"OK!"

[they arrive at the gungan city]

obi:"I WANT A BONGO!"

Boss Nass:"OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Obi:"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[they arrive at Theed]

Queen Amidala:"Hi!"

obi:"Hi!"

quigon"Hi!"

Queen Amidala:"Lets go to Tatoine!"

obi:"OK WHERES THAT?"

quigon:"Its somewhere now lets go!"

[they get in the royal ship and take off]

obi:"Master shouldnt we hav freed those pilots in the hangar?"

quigon:"No u said that u could fly this ship by ur self."

obi:"Hehe, funny story about that..."

quigon:"U dont know how to fly this do u?"

obi:".............................no............................."

[ship crashes into wattos shop and the hyperdrive breaks]

quigon:"Hi dude with wings can i hav a hyperdrive."

watto:"If u win the podrace u can have that and ill free Anakin!"

quigon:"OK!..............whos anakin?"

watto:"That kid that races the pod and wins and then he becomes a jedi and marries padme and turns evil and becomes darth vader and then turns good again and then kills a sith lord dude and becomes a ghost."

quigon:"Sounds like a good deal!"

[anakin races around the track and sees sand ppl]

anakin:"UH OH!"

[anakin pulls out lightsaber and slaughters them]

quigon:"ANAKIN! ANAKIN! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

anakin:"What?"

quigon:"Thats doesnt happen until episode 2!!!"

anakin:"OH!"

[gets back in pod and wins race]

[they all go back to ship]

obi:"What do we do now?"

padme:"LETS GO CRASH LAND ONTO SOME RANDOM PLANET!"

obi:"OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[they crashland in the curosaunt jedi temple]

quigon:"Hello Mace Window."

mace:"ITS WINDU!!!"

quigon:"May i train Ana..."

mace:"NO! NONONONO NO!!!!!"

quigon:"I didnt even a.."

mace:"THE ANSWERE IS NO!"

[mace windu gets angry and chucks his lightsaber at quigon but misses and it flies out the window]

mace:"ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!! MASTER YODA GIMME A NEW LIGHTSABER!"

yoda:"All we have left, this purple lightsaber is."

mace:"Dangit..."

obi:"LETS GO CRASHLAND ON ANOTHER PLANET!"

padme:"OK!!!"

quigon:"Idiots..."

[they crashland in the naboo throne room and an r2 unit falls on quigon and he dies]

obi:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DARTH MAUL DIE DIE!!!"

maul:"OK U DONT HAV TO YELL!"

[obiwan chops off darthmauls legs, carries him to the generator room and drops him down the pit]

gungan band: LALALA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!

obi:"WAIT WE GOTTA HAVE QUIGONS FUNERAL FIRST!"

cap'n panaka:"Already taken care of! The R2 units buried him!"

[quigon is under a pile of r2 units that fell on him when ship crashed]

obi:"OK CONTINUE ON WITH THAT UTTERLY ANNOYING MUSIC!"

gungan band:"LALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




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#2 11 years ago

:rofl:

I can imagine it now. Maybe you should try and make a movie out of it.




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#3 11 years ago

Lol now i would pay to go and see that maybe you could put it on youtube (if you make it). Youd be famous. :naughty:




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#4 11 years ago

actually, i think i still might have the first part still on my camera...




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#5 11 years ago

LMAO! Very good script. I hope you make it.




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#6 11 years ago

LOL!!!Very funny ROFL!!!! Maybe after you do the Episode I perhaps do Episode II,III,IV,V and VI!! Good luck if you do it:lol: :rofl: :giggle: