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Darth Dracon

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#1 10 years ago

I would make all the Imperial officers finish Darth Vader's sentences when he starts "You don't....."" Ten Imperial officers would all turn around and say "yeah, yeah, we don't know the power of the dark side..." Or you know how in all 6 movies at different points, someone has to say "I have a bad feeling about this."? It's the one line in all 6 movies. What if Palpatine , while throwing Force lightning at Luke and then Vader picks him up, instead of screaming, he says he has a bad feeling about this? Or they could re-dub some of Leia's lines when she meets Wicket the Ewok to say like "What's that boy? Luke, Han and Chewbacca have been taken prisoners by the Empire and the fleet is flying into one big trap?" Instead of talking, Jabba could just burp, having C3PO translate it normally. Vader could fart in his suit and his famous breathing could start to hiccup and wheeze.




NCC1017spock

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#2 10 years ago

I think it would have been very funny to see luke pass out while he was driving his land speeder....to much juma-jucie lol....




The_Computer_Wizard

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#3 10 years ago

oh come on, what about the good old pants ones? like

these "pants" are now the ultimate source of power in the universe... i suggest we use it

or

i find your lack of "pants" disturbing

or

you are unwise to lower your "pants"

or my personal favorite

i sense a disturbance in the "pants"... something i have not felt in a long time, since being in the presance of my old master




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#4 10 years ago
CuRsEdOnE222;4356010i find your lack of "pants" disturbing

That reminded me of a screenshot I made in Jedi Academy and submitted to JK Files , but hasn`t come up yet. I included a caption too. "I find my lack of pants disturbing." These girls can be really mean when they loose... pantsev4.jpg




ImmortalFlame

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#5 10 years ago

Filefront has some unscheduled maintnence. It'll be up before Friday (Hopefully) I told my friend the "Lack of Pants" one the other day, and he cracked up.

i sense a disturbance in the "pants"... something i have not felt in a long time, since being in the presance of my old master

Replace the "The" before pants with a my and your set :rofl:

I sense a disturbance in my "pants"... something I have not felt in a long time, since being in the presance of my old master

Another pants one replacing the with my May my pants be with you :rofl:




Darth Dracon

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#6 10 years ago
CuRsEdOnE222;4356010oh come on, what about the good old pants ones? like these "pants" are now the ultimate source of power in the universe... i suggest we use it or i find your lack of "pants" disturbing or you are unwise to lower your "pants" or my personal favorite i sense a disturbance in the "pants"... something i have not felt in a long time, since being in the presance of my old master[/quote] Love it. Way classic.:lol: [quote=BIOShazard;4356631]Filefront has some unscheduled maintnence. It'll be up before Friday (Hopefully) I told my friend the "Lack of Pants" one the other day, and he cracked up. Replace the "The" before pants with a my and your set :rofl: Another pants one replacing the with my May my pants be with you :rofl:

Nice!




black9_knight

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#7 10 years ago

He doesn't like pants. Sorry. I don't like pants either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems. I'll be careful. You'll be dead! This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you pants.

I have pants now!

I don't think pants exists anymore.

No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no pants, you can't possibly... You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: Where is the rebel base? ...Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready. WHAT? You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we will deal with your pants soon enough.

Where are you going? Looks like I'm going nowhere... I'm gonna finish cleaning those pants. Owen, he can't stay here forever, most of his pants have gone. It means so much to him. Well, I'll make it up to him next year, I promise. Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his pants in him. That's what I'm afraid of.




black9_knight

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#8 10 years ago

Boy, it's lucky you have these pants. I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.




Granyaski VIP Member

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#9 10 years ago

BIOShazard;4351166Y How I'd make Palpetine's dialog in episode 6 better:[/quote] you so copied family guy my man:) [quote=CuRsEdOnE222;4356010]oh come on, what about the good old pants ones? like

these "pants" are now the ultimate source of power in the universe... i suggest we use it

or

i find your lack of "pants" disturbing

or

you are unwise to lower your "pants"

or my personal favorite

i sense a disturbance in the "pants"... something i have not felt in a long time, since being in the presance of my old master

haha love it I would definately love to replace,when on episode 6 when luke is pretty much crying like a little girl,for vader to just go SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP!!and slice him him




Darth Dracon

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#10 10 years ago

Vader: I sense a disturbance in the Force. A presence I've not felt since..... Jar Jar: Ani? ANI! Mesa so happy to be seeing yousa! Vader: Oh, no...




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