Ok I'm sure most of you are familiar with this game. :D
I'll start with a stupid question, for instance:
Q: Why is Jabba a Hutt?
and you might reply with...
A: Because he's not a Wookie
then continue by asking a stupid question of your own, such as the following, which is what we'll start with...
Q: How do you make a left-handed lightsaber?
A: Put it in your left hand.
Q: Why are Wookiees so tall?
A. Because under all that fur they really wear platforms.
Q. Why do everyone hate gungans?
A: Because Jar-Jar's one of them.
Q: Why does Grievous have a sexy accent?
A) Because he has many hands in which he can shake the rust off.
Q) Why are Star Destroyers called Star Destroyers if they cannot accomplish what they are named after?
A) Because the Empire felt compelled to come up with a fantastic evil name such as that one. They failed miserbly, for the fact that the Death Star should have been called The Star Destroyer.
Q) Why is the milk blue? (Any star wars fan should know what I'm talking about)
Q: Why are hutts slimey?
A) They are slimey so that it can give the humans the impression of using salt.
Q) How the fuck can the ewoks kick the Empire's ass?
A: Who would shoot a teddy bear?
Q: Why is stormtrooper armor white?
A: It's cheaper for the empire to not color them. Q: Why do wookies only growl when they talk?