A - Because its a reverse trap.
Q - Was was sidious called sidious when he was not at all insidious?
A: yes.. wait NO !
Q: why are there no cats in star wars ?
Legolas*;4578214A: yes.. wait NO !
Q: why are there no cats in star wars ?
A: Because Togorians don't like find that term to be politically correct. Q: Why did Karen Traviss decide that the CIS's army was less than 1/100 of the size everyone assumed it to be?
A: because he was stupid. Q: Why are storm troopers white ?
A: Becasue despite telling everyone they have a rare skin disease, they actually underwent obscene amounts of surgery.
Q: A Twi'lek, a Rodian and a Jawa walk into a bar. Who orders the Blue Milk?
a: jawa ! Q: why did he ?
Cause he was just trying to be dumb, there's no such thing as blue milk.
Is there absinthe?