What are your favorite HK-47 quotes? Mine is: HK: Query: would you like to be accused of a small contraband or a large one? Revan: What's the difference? HK: Answer: about 20 years.
I never played any of the KotoR games, but I got some quotes from Wookieepedia:
"Can I crush his neck now, master? Just a little? It's been a long time fantasy of mine..."
HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally." Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word." HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"
"Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples:"
[Impersonates Carth Onasi] "Mockery: Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!"
[Impersonates Bastila Shan] "Mockery: Oh, master, I love you but I hate everything you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!"
"Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven Human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger. I am pleased that this does not seem to be the case with your current entourage."
"Answer: Oh, that is impossible, master. If I were out to kill you we would not be speaking."
"Statement: Oh, do shut up, you beeping little trash compactor." ~ HK-47 to T3-M4
"Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"
Mister Angry Rules Guy
1st February 2010
[COLOR=orange]I made [/COLOR][COLOR=deepskyblue]this thread[/COLOR][COLOR=orange] a while back, which is similar to this one, but was for any KOTOR quotes.[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]My favourite HK-47 quote is:[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]
HK-47"Expletive: Dammit, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"
Knight of MarsBeater of Ass
3rd June 2006
Tricorder;5445790"Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"
Hehehe.. played the games many a times. I don't recall this one. Regardless, I love it! lol
I wouldn't know. I looked at Wookieepedia and picked some of the quotes listed there that made me laugh.
If I had to pick just one, I'd take this:
[Impersonates Bastila Shan] "Mockery: Oh, master, I love you but I hate everything you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" :lulz:
That one is class. I would quote some but I can't remember them word for word.
HK-47 "Meat bags."
That is all.