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#1 12 years ago

I was watching something on the History Channel on Star Wars, and one of the people brought up "Jabba is a sexy beast". I mean, he bosses people around, has all the women, and if it weren't for Jabba we never would have seen Leia in a bikini.

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#2 12 years ago

Yeah...she wasn't the prettiest person ever.

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#3 12 years ago

Well, I wouldn't call Jabba sexy, but he sure is a beast. :p He is an interesting character, though. He's basically helpless and defenseless (Leia killed him all by herself, right?), so he relies on his minions to protect him and do his dirty work. Powerfull and rich slug, that's what he is. His power comes from his money, so people are loyal to him as long as he pays them to be loyal.




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#4 12 years ago

Jabba Sexy? ewww no way!




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#5 12 years ago

Jabba is not sexy. His power, his masterfull control over the weak, and his never ending coffers are what is sexy. Everything else- the half dressed twi'leks, the rancor, the gahering of ruthless bounty hunters, mercenaries, and hedonistic palace is nothing other than a demonstration of the above. Hutts find no attraction to any other species (being hermaphroditic and reproducing a-sexually), nor do they particularly enjoy other beings. What they do enjoy is power. So no, Jabba is not a sexy beast, he is a beast in control of many sexy things. Mostly things orientated towads making other sentient species very, very jealous.




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#6 12 years ago
Darth_Lamentus;4810662Jabba is not sexy. His power, his masterfull control over the weak, and his never ending coffers are what is sexy. Everything else- the half dressed twi'leks, the rancor, the gahering of ruthless bounty hunters, mercenaries, and hedonistic palace is nothing other than a demonstration of the above. Hutts find no attraction to any other species (being hermaphroditic and reproducing a-sexually), nor do they particularly enjoy other beings. What they do enjoy is power. So no, Jabba is not a sexy beast, he is a beast in control of many sexy things. Mostly things orientated towads making other sentient species very, very jealous.

It's Jabba's power that makes him desirable. Let's be honest, if you were a woman wouldn't you want to marry Jabba just to get some of what he has?




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#7 12 years ago

He's definitely not sexy. He's just a beast. I don't think any amount of money can make a warty obese slug sexy.

It's Jabba's power that makes him desirable. Let's be honest, if you were a woman wouldn't you want to marry Jabba just to get some of what he has?

No way. I posed this question to some of my female friends, and most of them said no before I even got to the end of the sentence.




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#8 12 years ago

Mr. Pedantic;4810806He's definitely not sexy. He's just a beast. I don't think any amount of money can make a warty obese slug sexy.

No way. I posed this question to some of my female friends, and most of them said no before I even got to the end of the sentence.

I hate you all.




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#9 12 years ago
The Senate;4810866I hate you all.

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#10 12 years ago
The Senate;4810866I hate you all.

My wife just said "hell no". Besides, if you were a woman in the SW universe, why settle or Jabba when you can seduce a powerful Jedi and cause them to become a Dark Lord of the Sith? Obviously, thats what that stupid #%$&* Padme did. "Anakin, you're scaring me!" Well, its YOUR fault he's scary, tard. You know, the whole Jedi are forbidden from loving rule that you casually disregarded? What did you think would happen? Yoda would just say "Alright with Anakin's baby mama, I am." So when it all boils down to it, Padme destroyed the Jedi Order. #^$%.




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