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TheMM

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#1 13 years ago

Pardons if this deserves to go in another forum. Title is pretty self explainitory. I'll begin. General Grievious: Just say no to drugs. Emperor Palpatine: I don't want to rule by fear, I want to rule by love! Tarkin: If the Rebellion wants to fight us, make sure it's in song! Obi-Wan:Anakin, if the Dark Side is in you, don't worry about it, there's still 3 more movies before you die. Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan, where's the remote!? Oprah's on! Padme: What the hell? I'm a hot chick in Episodes 1-3 and yet look how ugly my kids are! Anakin: Padme, where's the remote?! Oprah's on! Ewoks: We represent the Lollypop Guild! Jabba: Yo Jedi why you mess wid my main man's head with yo funky mind shit!? I gonna bust yo up fo dat foo! Kaminoieans: You jerks! You only put us in one movie and then didn't even follow up what happened to us! Greedo: Han, take as long as you want paying back Jabba, I don't mind waiting. Han: I hate money! Darth Maul: I don't want Sith Tattoos, I want a tattoo of a happy little bunny hopping in a field. Shmi: Anakin.... Anakin!.... *slaps the daylights outta him* How dare you not call me for 10 years! Here I was captured by these f'ing sandpeople and you don't even ask how I've been! Owen Lars: Luke you can go have fun with your friends, I don't need help.




MoneyJo

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#2 13 years ago

Han Solo: Who needs the Falcon, Chewie? Let's get another ship! Luke Skywalker: Han! Let's join the fight for evil!!! Chewbacca: Yo man! Let's go! Darth Vader: What is thy bidding, my master? Well, you can shove that up your.... Lando: I hate women....




fett321

Looking for sanity

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#3 13 years ago

C3PO - You can shove it up your rear, sir. Chewbacca - Don't worry, I'm as gentle as a kitten. Jabba - Oh well. It is only money. At least you weren't hurt. Han - Kessel run!? Who the hell cares about that? I wanna know where I can get some sun. Luke - Yeah, why not? Let's rule this galaxy! Vader - Gimme a hug! That's my boy.




TheMM

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#4 13 years ago

Luke: You killed my father! Vader:Luke, I am your mother! Luke: What the hell?!? Lando: The Falcon sucks, Han get another ship. Leia: Go ahead, destroy Alderaan see if I care, my parents didn't get me a corvette for my birthday! Bail Organa: Obi-Wan, beat it we don't want a child why do you think we're only in one movie? Pilot: Luke, you've turned off your tarketing computer! Luke: Tarketing computer? I thought it was Pong! Tarkin: Instead of a Death Star, let's make a Love Star! Jar-Jar: Pardon me, but do you have any gre pu pon? (did I spell that right?) Stormtrooper Priest: Do you, Mon Mothma take Emperor Palpatine to be your lawfully wedded husband? Mon Mothma: I do. Stormtrooper Priest: Do you, Emperor Palpatine take Mon Mothma to be your lawfully wedded wife? *wakes up from nightmare* Palpatine: Whew, what a dream, I thought I got married to Mon Mothma. Mon Mothma: What's wrong honey? Did you have a bad dream? *Palpatine screams* Everyone at the Battle of Endor: Surprise! Happy birthday Luke!! Luke: But I thought that the Empire... Palpatine: No no, we got over that already we just wanted to surprise you with the the largest party in the galaxy! *clicks button and DS 2 turns into giant disco ball* Vader:Son I'm so proud of you... *sniffle* They turn into Jedi so fast!




Cap'n Rommel

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#5 13 years ago

thing noone would say:

Anakin.... put your thumb up my a**




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#6 13 years ago
TheMM Leia: Go ahead, destroy Alderaan see if I care, my parents didn't get me a corvette for my birthday!

But... she was on the Tantive IV. It's a Corellian Corvette ;)




gamer105

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#7 13 years ago

hahahaha funky mind shit




mcdestroyer

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#8 13 years ago

Admiral Ackbar: Shove it up your fishy *beep* Padme: Im too hot for this movie Emerpor Palpatine: Ani, give my a BBIIGG hug. Chewie: Im gonna shave my hair off. Darth Vader: I am your am your wife Luke: wtf Darth Vader Search your feelings u know it to be true Luke: o yeah. now i remember, we got married Anakin: U turned her aganist me? Obi-Wan: No i just made-out with her Anakin: U will not take her from me Obi-Wan: Your relationship and s*x life has already done that.




Tommy MK1

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#9 13 years ago

Han Solo: I've lost a barfight from a guy named James Kirk!




fett321

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#10 13 years ago

George Lucas - Let's just give away copies of the movies. I have enough money. R2D2 - Enough with the beeping! Stupid video game! I wish someone would just tell me how to get past the boss on level 12. I've been trying since tatooine. C3PO - I guess that is just our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's a life.