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Deus Oblivionis

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#471 11 years ago

Palpatine: What d'you mean they blew up the Death Star?! AH:Censored::Censored::Censored::Censored::Censored:!!!!!! Well who are they? What the hell is an Aluminan Falcon?????


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Fyurii

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#472 11 years ago

Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...."

Luke: "He told me enough. He told me YOU killed him!"

Vader: "No..... I am your father!"

Luke: "That's not true, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

Vader: "And Princess Leia is your Sister!"

Luke: "THAT'S NOT TRUE, THAT's.... Improbable."

Vader: "And The Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!"

Luke: "That's.... Very unlikely."

Vader: "As a child, I BUILT C-3P0!"

Luke: "Huh?"




Ḷëģöläš-OLD

You'll never walk alone.

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#473 11 years ago

Fyurii;4544776Luke: "Do you expect me to talk your Highness?" Palpatine: "No Mr Skywalker, I expect you to die!"

*Death Star detention block* Stormtrooper1: "They're dug in like an Alabama Tick." Stormtrooper2: "You're hit man, you're bleeding!" Stormtrooper1: "I ain't got time to bleed." Stormtrooper2: "Oh... ok.... You got time to duck?" Emperor Palpatine: "Everything is progressing as I have forseen." Darth Vader: "What? You can see the future?" Palpatine: "Yes, I've got the video." Vader: "Video? Of What?" Palpatine: "Star Wars, Revenge of The Jedi." Vader: "Wow..... they sure got that out really fast!" Palpatine: "Um... yeah. I got off a guy I know, in the canteen....." Vader: "Uh-huh, some guy in the canteen...." Palpatine: "What? You don't believe me?" Vader: "It's nothing like that, but it sounds a little... iffy." Palpatine: "Well, it's sort of a rough-cut, it hasn't got the ending though." Vader: "Oh for fu..." *slaps head with palm of hand* Vader: "C'mon, that trick didn't even work for Dark Helmet!"

I loved that movie.




Deus Oblivionis

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#474 11 years ago

Palpatine:TELL HIM TO COMB THAT DESERT DO YOU HEAR ME? COMB THAT DESERT!!!!!!!!

*on Tantoonie* Tarkin:Sir? Vader whose voice is mega loud through his helmet:What? Tarkin:Sir did we take him to literally? Vader:NO you idiot. He told us to comb the desert so that's what we're doing. *turning to guys who are combing the desert* FOUND ANYTHING YET? Group 1:Not yet Vader:How about you guys? Group 2: Nothing sir Vader:And you? Group 3: WE ain't found sh*t


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Razgriz1928

Strength Through Progress

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#475 11 years ago

Moff: This station is now the most powerful weapon in the galaxy! Tarkin: Besides a singing band of Gungans and Ewoks of course...




Lord Kasim

"Luke... I am your mother!"

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#476 11 years ago

Anikin: I'm happy! Palpatine: No your not. Anikin: Your right. Anikin: I HATE YOU! Obi-wan: Boy did i bet on the wrong horse.




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#477 11 years ago

Darth vader: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!




Razgriz1928

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#478 11 years ago

Sidious: Hence forth you shall be known as DARTH!! .... Jar Jar.




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#479 11 years ago

C3Po: we need more toilet paper sir




Fyurii

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#480 11 years ago

Tarkin: "CO-BRAAAAAAAAA!"

Jimmy Smi- (I mean) Bail Organa: "YYeOOO JOE!"

Palpatine: "STARSCREEEEEEAAAaaaaaaaaam!"

Luke: "One shall stand. One shall fall!"