Things Star Wars people would never say -1 reply

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Wx5uuh

Resistance is Futile

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#481 11 years ago

Obi Wan: Anakin murdered the children in the temple oh bull Sh#t, well I'll be damned your right. Master Yoda don't you ever get tired of being right.

Luke - so with this lightsaber thingy as you call it, I kill can people with it? hmmmmmm... yeah hear that everyone I can kill you with this.

Obi-Wan: Luke you have to turn it on when you threaten ppl if you dont you look like an idiot.

Vader: Your sister, leia hmm that sucks I thought she might go out with me well no dark side for her.




Wx5uuh

Resistance is Futile

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#482 11 years ago

Luke: This Rebellion crap sucks, bump this I'm joining Starfleet. (touches comm badge) Skywalker to Enterprise one to beam up.

Obi-Wan: See Yoda you wouldn't listen to me nooooo Obi Wan doesn't know nothing, now he's gone you happy now. I quit!!




WeirdChris629

Fallen Jedi

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#483 11 years ago

Luke: Oooh, what a nice silver car-thingy. Oh wait, cars ain't supposed to exist in this universe. . . . . oh f*ck it, who-hoo!!!!!!!!

*car explodes in giant fireball*

Doc Brown turns to Marty:

Doc: "Didn't I tell you the FLux-Capacitator had to be on?" Marty: "D*mn it, sorry Doc."




WeirdChris629

Fallen Jedi

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#484 11 years ago

Vader: Luke, if only you knew the power of the place where the sun don't shine. It's sooooo powerful, how do you think you got here.

Luke: Uh, don't u mean your-

Vader: NO, don't say it. The power of the Dark Side is too much for you right now, w8 till your older.




Master Ridley

Supreme Commander Space Pirate

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#485 11 years ago

Obi-Wan: Luke, you must learn the ways of the force. Luke: I can't learn the ways of the force! I found Jesus!

Jedi: The Force surrounds us, it binds us, it holds the Universe together. Atheist: But the Universe is rapidly expanding apart at an accelerated rate. Jedi: …man I new the Force was a bunch of ho-ha! …so, where can I get a crystal ball?

Palpatine: It's not the North or the South Side… Vader: No it's not! Palpatine: It's not the East or the West Side… Vader: No it's not! Palpatine: It's the Dark Side! Vader: You are correct! Palpatine: For all you Vader-haters out there, we'll blow your planet up!




Zapex

Advanced Member (I can dream, alright?)

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20th July 2008

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#486 11 years ago

Anikan- Padme your are a [EMAIL="dumb@$$"]dumb@$$[/EMAIL] Padme- It's Over!




ItsChip

My face hurts.

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#487 11 years ago

Palpatine:Clean your star destroyer now mister!

Vader:I HATE YOU!!!!

*Slams door and leaves*




WeirdChris629

Fallen Jedi

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#488 11 years ago

Darth Vader walks out of his room butt naked, Palpatine walks buy.

Palpatine: . . . . . Vader: . . . . Palpatine: What were you?- Vader: Don't ask.

Vader walks away

Palpatine turns and to his dismay he still has a small rubber piece with Michael Jackson's name on it in hsi hand.

Palpatine: Not Vader too, he's turning to the white side!!




AlDaja

SFC III Troubleshooter.

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#489 11 years ago

Robot Chicken’s lampooning of Star Wars would definitely be something Star Wars people would never say…or do for that matter.




gravy666

I pretend I'm cooler than AzH

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#490 11 years ago

Jedi Master Rahm Kota:

"*hick* Hey, uhh... Mr. Officer... you mind passin' me the whiskey? I'm not drunk enough yet... duuuuuuuuuuuuuude... Why're ya 'restin' me, man? *hick* Lay off with the handcuffs, bro, I'm not... cool with that... DON'T TASE ME, BRO! DON'T TASE ME!"

"I've lost all connections to the... what's it called again? The magical, invisible thingy...?"

"*hick* What seems to be the *hick* problem, officer? *hick* *hick* *hick*"

"Hey, Galen, what's that name of that hot blonde that flies your ship? You mind... getting me her number or something?"

The prequel trilogy in a nutshell:

Anakin: I love you.

Padme: I love you more.

Anakin: No, I love you more.

Padme: No, I love you more.

Anakin: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! *Padme gets Force Choked*

*Anakin and Sidious go on to conquer the galaxy*