You know your a star wars addict when you get mad at your boss, and attempt to Force Grip him.
You know your a star wars addict & a redneck jedi when you pick your nose with your lightsaber more then once.
You know your a star wars addict when you get into a car wreck, and try to force heal yourself.
I didn't make it!
:moved: from Spam to the Death Star, seemed better suited here.
7th December 2003
You know your addicted to Star Wars when... you know the script of a Star Wars movie by heart. I actually was at that point once :)
When you try to summon your PDA from across the room
You know your a star wars addict when you tell the officer "you do not want to question me."
When you try and jump start your car with force lightning When you actualy jump start your car with force lightning When you loose your ability to make a romantic sentence and say "I don't like sand" When you say your trip to work is easier than the kessel run When you start confusing the magic eight ball with a thermal detonater When you start threatening people with the eight ball claiming it's a thermal detonater When you begin building an X-Wing to escape an impending Death Star attack When you start waving your fingers whenever you give a simple command When you go to the Sahara to look for the chosen one When you start thinking the remote is a light saber When you use the remote as a light saber
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You know you're addicted to star Wars when...
You use any exuse to burp to sound like Darth Vader.
You're caught in a lie and your explanation is "What I told you was true. From a certain point of view."
Your friends at the Casino say that the House always wins and you say "Never tell me the odds!"
You thinks its funny to call Pizza Hut Jabba's Palace.
You Listen to Duel of Fates you know exactly where to yell Ewan McGreggor's "NO!!!!"
When you fail to see what's so Gay about C3P0 and Artoo Dee Two
You Give praise by saying "Impressive. Most Impressive."
You're listening your favorite radio channel and yell out "This STATION is now the ultimate power in the Universe!"
You refer to you 98' Oldsmobile as the "Fastest Hunka Junk in the Galaxy"
When you think black capes and hoods are in fasion in the middle of Summer.
Mindtricks obviously don't work on your Girl friend.
"Thank you" gets replaced with..."You'll find I'm full of surprises!"
you know your addicted to star wars when. your 89 seville has a astromech droid in the trunk. you try mind tricks to get a raise from your boss. you pretend ur firing proton torpedoes at the tailpipe of the car in front of you on the highway. you try to trade your dog in for a taun-taun. your car has a smugguling bay. you buy a brass metal bikini for your girlfriend. you try to turn the tractor beam power off at work. and thats all i can think of right now . :)
Death Is The Game Over Of Life
21st February 2005
When you start to expect your carpet to start talking wookie When you try to use force protection when handeling dangerous things When you continualsy watch, read, play and stare at anything and everything that you can find that is related to starwars When you start wearing jedi robes where ever you go thinking that your dog is your padawan When you can quote any line from any of the movies and say where they are and who said it When you think that "Todays the day Obi-wan will take me to the council for jedi training" each day When you think that Darth Vader will come in through your window at night to make a sandwich