Coordinator: Crucifixion? Prisoner: Yes. Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually. Coordinator: What? Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well... Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
[COLOR="Lime"][SIZE="7"]TANKS A LOT![/SIZE][/COLOR]:D
[COLOR=SeaGreen]Tanks? You said something about tanks? :-D
Now this is a tank..... There was only nine of these tanks made by the end of WWII.Only two of the ten where completed. They wieghed 188 tons. A couple had 150mm gun with a side armorment of 75mm gun and more had 128mm with a side of a 75mm gun. They where so heavy they would collapse most bridges. It could ford rivers due to it's size and it could use a snorkel to sumerge under water. It's speed was a lousy 13km per mile. These tanks were huge they made a King Tiger look small. I think it's name maus is quite silly for maus in german means mouse.
[COLOR=SeaGreen]I agree. Why would you name something like that "Mouse?" False information in the hopes of misleading the enemy to mistake its true purpose? :wiener: [/COLOR]
Yes...dont run away...its only a mouse...:tank::KTA:
[COLOR=SeaGreen]Indeed. It is only a mouse.[/COLOR]