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Cockroach

While My Guitar Angrily Roars

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#1 15 years ago

Welcome to the new and improved New World Order! Our quest is simple brothers: The removal of all religions in the world. Except possibly Buddhists. They're cuddly. The removal of all religions will eliminate all defenses against Hell, thus ensuring that good old flaming Lucifer will get his kingdom back. Let's face it, amigos, there is no way in Hell (pun intended) that Earth is going to be worse under Satan than under God. God has got to have the worst batting average of any of the fictive deities that are currently represented on this miserable lump of rock. Plus, if Hell is on Earth, those goddamned polar caps will finally melt, and the lava will turn most of the Earth into a giant hottub. Delicious for all the sinning with succubi and stuff. Ain't it the bitter truth? Salutations from the Grandmaster of The Most Satanic Hot-Tub Order of Secret Brethren.




Blank Stare

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#2 15 years ago

:wtf:




Dreadnought[DK] Advanced Member

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#3 15 years ago

amen brother




yod@

I'm way cooler than n0e (who isn't though?)

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#4 15 years ago

yeah right :rolleyes:




Nemmerle Forum Moderator

Voice of joy and sunshine

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#5 15 years ago

Sarcasm really is more effective than facts. (More entertaining too)




phoenizz

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#6 15 years ago

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D.Sporky!

God Send Death

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#7 15 years ago

:Puzzled: <-- that explains things best.




TheMirage

The People's Politsayski

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#8 15 years ago

two words - raving loon




MoreGun89

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#9 15 years ago

heh, actually removing religion, though it wil never happen and i don't encourage people to, might solve some problems between major warring countries :S


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TheMirage

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#10 15 years ago

Well, aside from the fact that it'd be totally impossible (c'mon, how are yuo going to get these muslim fanatics to drop Islam?) I think it would, in the long run, be disasterous. All laws are essentialy based on morals, which in the end are derived from religion.




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