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NiteStryker

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#1 15 years ago

Found this on townhall.com, your thoughts?

"My apology to the Arab world by: Mike S. Adams

Lately, I’ve been hearing a lot about the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal. The pictures of those “abused” prisoners have been plastered all over the front pages of papers around the country. Some of my conservative friends have interpreted the excessive coverage as proof that papers like the New York Times are actually rooting against America in its current war on terror. Even those who aren’t willing to go that far say that such coverage is helping the enemy to recruit a new generation of terrorists to inflict harm upon our troops.

Despite these views, I have decided to make a formal public apology to the entire Arab world in the aftermath of Abu Ghraib. It is my hope that the following apology will help bring some clarity to the situation and, who knows, maybe even lasting world peace:

Dear Arabs,

I am truly sorry that Americans decided to take up arms and sacrifice their own youth in the defense of Muslims in Bosnia, Kosovo, and the first Gulf War. After we clear up this mess in Iraq, we will refrain from any such activity in the future.

I am truly sorry that I did not hear any of you call for an apology from Muslim extremists after 911. After all, the hijackers were all Arabs. I am truly sorry that Arabs have to live in squalor under savage dictatorships throughout the Middle East. I am also sorry that the “leaders” of these nations drive their citizens into poverty by keeping all of the wealth in the hands of a select few.

I am also sorry that these governments intentionally breed hate for the U.S. in their religious schools while American schools do the exact opposite.

I am sorry that Yasir Arafat has been kicked out of every Arab country and has attached his name to the Palestinian “cause.” I am also sorry that no other Arab country will offer nearly as much support to Arafat as we offer to them.

I am sorry that the U.S. has continued to serve as the biggest financial supporter of poverty stricken Arab nations while wealthy Arab leaders blame the U.S. for all of their problems.

I am sorry that left-wing media elites would Rather (pun intended) not talk about any of this, thereby perpetuating your anger towards us. It’s probably really bad for your blood pressure. I am also sorry that most of you lack the medical resources to measure your blood pressure. And, of course, I’m sorry that few of you have indoor plumbing. That’s bad for your health, too.

I am sorry that the U.N. cheated so many poor people in Iraq out of their “food for oil” money so they could get rich while the tortured, raped, and poverty-stricken citizens of Iraq suffered under Saddam Hussein.

I am sorry that some Arab governments pay the families of homicide bombers after their children are blown to pieces in pursuit of Arafat’s “cause.” I am sorry that these homicide bombers have as little regard for babies as the local office of Planned Parenthood.

I am sorry that so many people are unable to differentiate between the gang rape rooms and mass graves of Saddam Hussein on the one hand, and the conditions of Abu Ghraib on the other. I am sorry that our prison guards do not show the same restraint that Arabs show when their brothers in arms are killed. By the way, you shouldn’t be sorry about that.

I am sorry that foreign trained terrorists are trying to seize control of Iraq and return it to a terrorist state. I am sorry we have not yet dropped at least 100 Daisy cutters on Fallujah in order to stop that effort.

I am also sorry that cleaning up the mess in Iraq is taking so long. It only took Saddam Hussein about 30 years to accomplish all he did in the realm of human rights. Come to think of it, that’s about ten years less than the duration of our War on Poverty in the U.S. Come to think of it, I’m sorry we haven’t sent all of our gang bangers from South Central Los Angeles to Fallujah.

I am sorry that every time the terrorists hide, it just happens to be inside a “Holy Site.”

I am sorry that Muslim extremists have not yet apologized for the U.S.S. Cole, the embassy bombings, and for flying a plane into the World Trade Center, which collapsed in part on Saint Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church, which is one of our Holy Sites.

I am sorry that we have not taken a portion of the diet of Michael Moore and shipped it to one of your starving villages in the Middle East. You need it Moore (pun intended) than he does.

I am sorry that your only supporters are professors, journalists, and other assorted Leftists who also support homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals, partial birth abortion, and everything that you abhor in this world. I am sorry that everyone else in America is against you.

Finally, I am sorry that I am going to have to end this apology by asking you to kiss the right side of my conservative butt. I’m probably just having a bad day.

For that I am truly sorry."

Agian, your thoughts?




Yannick

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#2 15 years ago

funny




Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#3 15 years ago

Yeah. Hysterical :rolleyes:

And where've you been, Nite?!




Admiral Donutz Advanced Member

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#4 15 years ago

meh! its a bit dull... some of the points (when you read the message behind it) are just retarded, others are just plane silly and just a few are correct, a nice attempt for a joke but this is for conservatives (republicans) only.




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#5 15 years ago

Agreed.




Mihail Advanced Member

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#6 15 years ago

It's a poor atempt at irony or sarcasm, either way it's rather distasteful




Nemmerle Forum Moderator

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#7 15 years ago

Ahh the irony it hurts.... *die's*




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#8 15 years ago

I liked a few of the points. They are right on. Especially the point about how their schools teach the kids to hate America while we do the oposite.




Octovon

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#9 15 years ago

That was lame, its just another Blame the Arabs work, pointless and dull. About them teaching their children to hate America, who makes up that crap? Are they teaching these kids about all the bad America does, or just what America has done in the past 50 years as a nation (which includes a lot of bad things)? I can understand why Arabs/Muslims (because they're not all Arabs) hate America, you do stuff to help them (Afghan-Soviet war) but then you forget about them and leave them to be controlled by terrorists (the Taliban). Also, America supports Israel, perhaps one of the worst nations out there in the Middle East, who constantly goes out on the parade to kill Muslims and destroy their towns all for the sake of zionism. Then there can be the so-called 'cultural invasions' bringing Western culture (somehow thought to be better) into a strict religious culture bound by tradition.




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#10 15 years ago

The developed countries cant always be holding their hand and stoping the evil terrorist from taking over their country, they should stick up for themselves or stop bitching about us fixing the mess they left behind.