I would die without my life.
19th January 2004
'LIGHTNING [NL']Drugs are bad.[/quote] :nono: [QUOTE='LIGHTNING [NL]'](sorry, I couldn't resist)
DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood.
MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.
MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate.
PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine!
NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood.
Exactly what I was going to say :n0e:
Dumbest thing ever said.
Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
Hehe monty python served on a golden plate for you!
I didn't make it!
I hate catholics...Hope someone blows up the pop mobile one of these days.