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Biggus Dickus VIP Member

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#81 14 years ago
'LIGHTNING [NL']Drugs are bad.[/quote] :nono: [QUOTE='LIGHTNING [NL]'](sorry, I couldn't resist)

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SpiderGoat

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#82 14 years ago

INTERMEZZO

DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood.

MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.

MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate.

PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine!

NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood.




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#83 14 years ago

ooooookay




Aeroflot

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#84 14 years ago

Exactly what I was going to say :n0e:




El Hombre del Fuego

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#85 14 years ago

Dumbest thing ever said.




TheMirage

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#86 14 years ago

*cough*nuts*cough*




Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#87 14 years ago

Hehe monty python served on a golden plate for you!




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#88 14 years ago

I hate catholics...Hope someone blows up the pop mobile one of these days.