unplug? the screen will give you a tan in no time! *looks into mirror only to find Gaming Forums burned into forehead* :D
Don't use the crap stuff to tan that leaves your legs all blotchy and gross.
I wouldn't use the fake bake. Like you said, it leaves blotchiness on the skin and can even turn your skin orange. There are two viable options here:
1.) Go outside (when you have time) and lay out. If you don't burn easily (like me :( ), then you should have a nice tan within a couple of weeks.
2.) Goto a tanning salon. I'm not sure if this is less dangerous than the sun, however it is an option. :)
I wouldn't worry about getting a tan. You like fine from here.
Don't do that fake stuff, it never works. Natural is everything. If you're naturally pale, that's kewl. Natural beauty >>>>>>> fake beauty.
Hey tril, take this advice from an expert tanner and a female...that last bit alone should comfort you.... If you are going to use sunless tanner, it always depend which brand or kind you use.... If i do use it...which i rarely do, i have only used it once, use the Nuetrogena Micro Mist. I have never gone wrong with it. Also, be sure to not get wet AT ALL or else you can cause water marks and it will make you look dirty. You can also purchase a tan corrector, or some you can simply exfoliate off... If you EVER need advice on tanning, feel free to ask me...i live on the beach practically...lol, and i tan on a regualr basis because it is kinda good for your skin if you do this right.