Get paid to keep your legs closed. 26 replies

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Von Mudra

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#11 9 years ago

Can males apply? I'll take a buck a day to never get pregnant.




AzH

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#12 9 years ago
NiteStryker;4931100What a waste of money. How about you pay me not to have sex with them.

You normally prey on 12 - 18 year old girls do you? Sick fucker.




Warborg

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#13 9 years ago
AzH;4931410You normally prey on 12 - 18 year old girls do you? Sick fucker.

It's better then MJ, he went after little boys.

Anyways to the subject.

This does seem a little silly but nothing else has worked so why not(but the post says it doesn't work either).

The biggest problem I would have would the 90 minutes a week... it seems extreme. maybe every other week.




Nemmerle Forum Mod

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#14 9 years ago

Human learning operates on two basic principles: Reward and punishment. Although I think paying them by putting it in a college fund is a stupid idea; given they're already prepared to screw up anyway by having kids the idea of deferring the reward for years doesn't seem like much incentive; the basic premise of rewarding them for doing good (and punishing them for doing wrong) is simply how everyone learns. If you were punished every time you did good you wouldn't do it.




Joe Bonham

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#15 9 years ago

This program does sound silly, but not unusual. Hell, the German government is trying to pay people to HAVE babies to solve the declining birth rate. Society's first reaction to social problems is to throw money at it.




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#16 9 years ago

Thats funny. Schools are paying them to keep em closed, while others will eventually pay them to open.




Nemmerle Forum Mod

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#17 9 years ago

A National Health Service leaflet is advising school pupils that they have a “right” to an enjoyable sex life and that regular intercourse can be good for their cardiovascular health.

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The document, called Pleasure, has been drawn up by NHS Sheffield, although it is also being circulated outside the city.

Alongside the slogan “an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”, it says: “Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes’ physical activity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week?”

Pupils told: Sex every day keeps the GP away - Times Online

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Joe Bonham

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#18 9 years ago
Nemmerle;4947165Pupils told: Sex every day keeps the GP away - Times Online =p

I'm not sure what the hell those people were thinking. as if teenagers needed to be encouraged to have sex.




Keyser_Soze

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#19 9 years ago
NiteStryker;4931100What a waste of money. How about you pay me not to have sex with them.

funnily enough, you have a point. it's a well-known fact that men are far more sexually interested than women. as a result, it is us who need to be stopped, to an extent. however, i stand by my views in believing contraception and sexual education about STDs, and contraception to be the way forward.




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#20 9 years ago

Mr. Pedantic;4931076

How? Not having it with guys might. But not having it with anyone full stop? Doubtful, I think.

Uhhh since when could Lesbians get each other pregnant? I mean I doubt there dildo's produce sperm....... If you read it they get 7$ every week they don't get pregnant.

Watch they do the same thing in Russia, but instead they get 7$ or more (or whatever the currency is in Russia) for every week they get pregnant.