Lieutenant Hyshkawell i talked to her, last subject was geography we have that together, same with science, i just talked about subjects and she talked to, and she was smiling the whole time, so is that good?
it could be a good thing.... but then again she could have just been trying to not laugh at you
that must be a good thing, i mean can you not tell? was she smiling like happy to see you? if so, then it was a good thing
I'm lying when I say trust me
8th June 2004
Mr. MattSend her an e-mail like this: If you're into S&M, you'll get a real kick out of the results. Or a slap. Or arrested. If frightening your girl isn't your style, you could, I dunno, always try talking to her. Get to know her. Find out if you have any common interests and then expand them into conversations. Make her laugh. Don't make her cry though, that's a downer. I'd say you treat her like a normal human being though. Because, that's what they are. She's perfectly likely to have the same (non-boy-specific) interests as you do. Because, she's human and we're all similar if you get past the gender-specific interests like bombs, guns, explosions, make up, hairspray and taking photos of your neighbour while she showers. Amazingly. You wouldn't think it under all those chemicals, but there you go. Yeah. Converse, don't be a cocky jerk, act naturally, and be yourself. Unless you ARE a cocky jerk, in which case you may have to pretend to be something else. Which will complicate things later on, but meh. Oh, and it always makes me laugh when I see this: Guy walks up to girl he's never even met before, let alone spoken to. "Errrr... will you, like, go out with me?" he asks. One of the following usually happens if you do that: 1) Girl ignores guy. 2) Girl laughs at guy. 3) Girl is a convicted serial killer, and so grabs him by the genitals, swings him around and throws him out the window. 4) Girl says something like 'I don't even know you!' or 'No.' Or she could be just as stupid as the guy who walked up to her and asked, and she'll say yes. That makes me laugh too, because it could mean some serious retards being born into the world. But, you know, whatever. Can't do it if you're not at least reletively confident though. Women can smell fear -- they prey upon it. And if your hand shakes... SHE'LL FRICKIN' BITE IT OFF!!! No pressure though. I'm joking with that last part. I hope for your sake I am, anyway. And if you seem to be getting along well after a while talking, ask for her number or ask her out to dinner/movies/drinks/whatever she and you are both up for. Take it from there.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that email was hilarious :lol: ~
Lieutenant Hyshkaokay so theres this girl at my high school (yeah theres lots of em) now i think one of them likes me, and i like her, but i've never talked to her before, what should i do? i need to know everything
Talk to her, what's the worst that can happen?
Exactly, I was in a similar predicament [?] and I started talking to the girl, I found we had nothing in common at all, so I just decided to move on [though thats not entirely what happens all the time]. Its better to just talk to her and get to know her instead of asking her out and making a mistake you may regret or making an ass out of yourself.
LOL Matt,or I would put this:
Dear (her name here),
I love you very much.will ya marry me?huh comon you know you want to!!Here are some pics I took with my cellphone:(the pics show her boobs and under her skirt)
I wanna have sex with you sooooooooooooooooooooooo baadd!!!!!!!!!!
Love, you secret admirer
Just whatever you do, dont make the same mistake i've made 50,000 times. Many times that a gal smiles, it's just a friendly one. Unless she is giving off a hint that she's into you, smile alone doesnt determine whether you can ask her out or not.
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
BK aka DA MANLOL Matt,or I would put this: Dear (her name here), I love you very much.will ya marry me?huh comon you know you want to!!Here are some pics I took with my cellphone:(the pics show her boobs and under her skirt) I wanna have sex with you sooooooooooooooooooooooo baadd!!!!!!!!!! Love, you secret admirer
:nono: Being anti social is the way to go, has worked for me and it can work for you to.
^lol,so you're saying u don't have a girlfriend?or you are goth or somethin??
No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
No I do not, nor am I a Visigoth. This ain't Rome afterall.