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#1 10 years ago
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#2 10 years ago

That made my day! Next time it's probably; God accused of killing innocents, police has no evidence yet.




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#3 10 years ago

Comical.

He must have had some good business near that church or why would he have been there?




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#4 10 years ago

He probably went there because nobody is there except for Sundays. Probably how he got his name too, for giving cokeheads their share by the church. xD




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#5 10 years ago
DoctorGoose;4399382He probably went there because nobody is there except for Sundays. Probably how he got his name too, for giving cokeheads their share by the church. xD

Probably also why it's "Jesus loves you" and not "God loves you". Well, it's more common for the first to be said. Around his clients, it's probably "God loves you" if you get some that day :nodding:

Gives a new meaning to "Let God into your hearts"




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Serio;4399404Probably also why it's "Jesus loves you" and not "God loves you". Well, it's more common for the first to be said. Around his clients, it's probably "God loves you" if you get some that day :nodding: Gives a new meaning to "Let God into your hearts"

Yes, now it's "Let god into your air passages".




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#7 10 years ago

Next we'll see Jesus arrested for armed robbery




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#8 10 years ago

Haha. As Goose said, he probably got his name by hanging out by the church, and selling Coke. His buyers must of called him that because he was there always selling it. :lol: