Has Osama Bin Laden Bitten the Dust? 10 replies

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Octovon

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#1 11 years ago

Well here I am, sitting around watching news channels in the morning after a lame philosophy midterm and came to some thinking. While watching CBC Newsworld and some CNN, they showed some 'footage' of an apparent Al Qaeda attack on an American 'stronghold', honestly, it was probably bs since Al Qaeda or the Taliban usually only tape a truck bombing and not their asses getting owned by Coalition firepower which happens to be every encounter between the two.

Anyways... They kept showing Ayman al-Zawahiri and his dented forehead (a labotomy perhaps?) and I began wondering, whatever happened to the man with the $25 million bounty on his head? I havent seen a good Osama video in years (sitting in the cave with his AK). Could the US have bombed his ass back into the stone age back in the Tora-Bora days? Has he fled into Pakistan with much of the other Al Qaeda and Taliban hierarchy? Did some lucky GI shoot his face off and he couldnt be identified? Is he hiding out with a bunch of little boys like Michael Jackson?

A few tapes surface every so often with the claim that its his voice, but they're always so grainy and can never be authenticated.

So, I've official begun to believe that he is indeed dead.

What do you guys think?




-King-

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#2 11 years ago

He has probably crept into Britain and is living off welfare benefits.




Liquid fire

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#3 11 years ago

AS long as he dissapears and never comes back to threaten anyone again I wouldnt care if he was in California getting bjs by play boy bunnies.




penumbra

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#4 11 years ago

I have no idea... but can we wish?




emonkies

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#5 11 years ago
briankory;3538606AS long as he dissapears and never comes back to threaten anyone again I wouldnt care if he was in California getting bjs by play boy bunnies.

I DO!

It should be my ass in that chair getting BJ's by Playboy Bunnies!!!




Greenvalv

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#6 11 years ago
Did some lucky GI shoot his face off and he couldnt be identified?

Kinda hard to not be able to identify someone hooked up to a dialysis machine...




-King-

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#7 11 years ago
G®33N<@|>;3538710Kinda hard to not be able to identify someone hooked up to a dialysis machine...

I've always wondered how he gets around those Rough terrained Afghan Mountains, perhaps 2 men carrying it behind him?




VOP2288

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#8 11 years ago

Supposedly he was sick and stuff so maybe indeed he did die for that...

If anyone had killed him and they knew it they would've told someone by now....I had assumed prior to Bush's 2nd term that he was dead and in order to gain the majority of the votes he would pull the bastards dead body out of somewhere and say: "hey look...MY administration got him!"

Can you imagine the political leverage?

I think he's dead




Rich19

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#9 11 years ago

The silence means he's either dead or busy plotting, or laying really low. I reckon it's either the first one or the last one.




TurdFerguson

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#10 11 years ago

i don't think he cares that much if he's dead because in all honesty in the war of us vs. terrorism they have already won. if u think about it, he never has to attack again but yet america will still be constantly on alert of a possible terrorism attack because of the paranoia it causes. if people really thought about, if terrorists really wanted to make a dent on killing us they would hijack another play on: the day of the superbowl. put it together.




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