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DeadlyEzzdude

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#1 13 years ago

Can sum1 tell me how to get a girlfriend?(sexy whenever possible):hump: :bananal:




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#2 13 years ago

People just think balcks are faster cuz all the slow ones are already in prison.




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#3 13 years ago
Can sum1 tell me how to get a girlfriend?(sexy whenever possible)

If I can call you a jerk for that post, then i'd say your pretty much out of luck with the ladies. Go try somthing more suited like nitting.


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#4 13 years ago
glock21People just think balcks are faster cuz all the slow ones are already in prison.

Racist and spam. You sure know how to make friends.




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#5 13 years ago
DeadlyEzzdudeCan sum1 tell me how to get a girlfriend?(sexy whenever possible):hump: :bananal:

Hahah are you kidding me? Asking HOW to get a girlfriend... Answer: N/A There is no one way to get a gf, just be yourself, but dont be an asshole, jerk or a pervert, and eventually you should find someone with similair interests to yours, and then it should all build up from there.




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#6 13 years ago

For this project, you will need:

  • 1x wallet with large quantities of money and/or a debit/credit card.
  • 1x public place, preferably a place where women are (e.g. not a gay bar or a men's locker room).
  • Patience.
  • A little courage and self-confidence.
  • Telepathic abilities.
  • A personality of some type. Preferably not one that involves collecting body parts.
  • Eyes, ears, a nose and a mouth will help you in your quest.

Method 1: The Traditional Approach

  1. Enter a public place. This could be a pub/bar or other social gathering.
  2. Find a woman whom you remotely like the look of. Bear in mind that women are actually humans. Do not approach women in large groups unless you are a studmeister. Do not approach women who already have large, angry-looking male partners. Do not approach lesbians -- your fantasies are NOT their fantasies.
  3. Talk to woman. If you are rejected, you could either cry and go home or carry on the hunt.
  4. Buy woman a drink, perhaps.
  5. Talk to woman.
  6. Ask woman if she would like to go out some time.
  7. Exchange phone numbers.
  8. Say good bye.
  9. Call woman a reasonable amount of time later, and ask her to a meal and/or other applicable activity (e.g. not fox hunting, not joining the army, not setting fire to each other and seeing how long it takes for the fire service to come and put you out).
  10. Rinse, lather, repeat. Hopefully achieve some form of bond, preferably by talking about common interests and ideas. Being The Grand High Master of Orgasms is often helpful in all female-related endeavours.

Method 2: The Long-Term Approach

  1. Become romantically involved with a woman you have known for a long time. That's pretty much it. Not advisable.

Method 3: The Desperate Approach

  1. Find a designated 'red light district'.
  2. Find a remotely clean prostitute.
  3. 'Do the dirty' with the prostitute.
  4. Pay the prostitute.
  5. Go home and be ashamed of yourself until the next time.

Method 4: The Outdated Approach

  1. Find a couple with a daughter of breeding age who still believe in arranged marriages.
  2. Explain to the parents why you are the best man in the world and how it would be for the best if their daughter married you. Lie and tell them you are a rich baron from Prussia.
  3. Marry the daughter. Live unhappily ever after.

Method 5: The Risky Approach

  1. Find a woman you like in school/a place of work. It helps if you can find one who is known to have romantic ideas regarding you. Remember; do not approach women who are in large groups unless you are a studmeister.
  2. Talk to the woman. Become friendly.
  3. Ask woman on a date, preferably to a meal or a movie or some other acceptable activity (e.g. not pouring acid on each other to see just how much flesh the human body really has, not throwing bricks at each other, not trying to make love in the middle of a busy motorway/highway).
  4. Go on a date. Try not to kick her.
  5. Lather, rinse, repeat. Similar in style to method 1, only if the endeavour results in failure the risks will be higher -- you work/study in the same building/office/classroom as she does!

Method 5: The Illegal Approach

  1. Find a woman you like.
  2. Stalk the woman; find out everything you can about her.
  3. Abduct the woman and generally act like a maniac.
  4. Offer the woman bananas until she goes mad and dedicates herself to you.
  5. This method is good if you want to amass a small collection of women who cost little to maintain. It is not good if you don't wish to spend the rest of your life in a small cell as the bitch of a large man called Tyrone.

Method 6: The Alien Approach

  1. Broadcast naked pictures of yourself into space and hope that a horny alien woman sees them and comes and abducts you.

Disclaimer: You have asked the most generic question ever conceived of. There is no single method to finding a partner. You just have to be nice (or nasty, if that's what the particular target of your affections is after...), generous and talk to her like she's a normal human being -- something which people seem to forget too often. Find common interests and just... talk about them. Remember, if you try any of the above approaches I take no responsibility for the outcome. Especially the bizarre/illegal ones...




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#7 13 years ago

:agreed :clap: :rofl: :lolpoint:




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#8 13 years ago

:rofl: Yes your answer is in Mr.Matt's post, somewhere...




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#9 13 years ago

Make yourself look like a total idiot. You don't deserve a girlfriend if you're not going to make a sacrifice.

Be funny. Girls like people in this order:

Strong. Funny. Goodlooking.

You can't help the third, and as far as I know only Nitestryker and I lift weights here. So that leaves funny. Keep your chin up and show a backbone too, but if someone insults you infront of a girl, let is slide. Show you're the bigger man.




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#10 13 years ago
FileTrekkerIf I can call you a jerk for that post, then i'd say your pretty much out of luck with the ladies. Go try somthing more suited like nitting.

Damn man that shit is cold. This guy just wanted some advice dick. If your so insecure about yourself take it elsewhere. You can get a fag to help by packing your crap before you go.