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Mihail Advanced Member

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#11 16 years ago
OdessaYou can't do that in 60 sec. :D

Well your not trying hard enough then.




WiseBobo

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#12 16 years ago

Stop watching Dr. Phil.

That is the first step.




Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#13 16 years ago
Don't use some corny opening line as an icebreaker. If you're trying to win a woman's attention with a line as old as Dean Martin, you're already a lost cause. Contrary to what you'll see in soft porn movies, women don't respond well to lines such as "Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!" Not only do these not work, you're lucky if someone doesn't just slap you for being a moron. Want a good opening line? Try this old standard, guaranteed to work. "Hi! What's your name?"

I disagree. Humour wasn't mentioned too much in that text. This is the ideal place to start with humour. So long as you make sure they know you're joking, all the golden oldies'll make them laugh. With you! Honest!




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#14 16 years ago

You also have to take in account, different women of different races and religions are..well different. So, some things won't work (Thank you Dr. Obvious).




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#15 16 years ago

I not only can kill every male on the planet in less then three seconds, I can do it without lifting a finger. See, I am a psychic.




MeusH

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#16 16 years ago

Yeah, you are Anal Predator :giggle:




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#17 16 years ago
(hey, I'm only 15,
his profileAge: 14

*whistels*




Mihail Advanced Member

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#18 16 years ago
I not only can kill every male on the planet in less then three seconds, I can do it without lifting a finger. See, I am a psychic.

Thats amazing AP, so you can kill people by reading their thoughts? Your thinking of telekinetic




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#19 16 years ago

My bad dude. My bad.




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#20 16 years ago

i know how you could kill the entire male population on the face of the earth in under 60 secs.... but it would also kill all the female and in-between population too so it does you no good