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-Aqualung-

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#21 16 years ago

That was some good advice. Btw, this thread is dying as we speak.




MeusH

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#22 16 years ago

Cort, I'll be 15 soon




young Obi-Wan

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#23 16 years ago

not if you die before your birthday. now, it would take me more than 60 seconds to be sure [color=red]she[/color] doesn't have a boyfriend before I start your 60-seconds-method.




Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#24 16 years ago

'He'? :Puzzled:




young Obi-Wan

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#25 16 years ago

yeah you didn't know I'm gay and I always go to homo pubs???

damn it, edited.




Mast3rofPuppets Advanced Member

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#26 16 years ago
MeusH(hey, I'm only 15, don't think about.... :giggle: )

Move to Sweden, here you can get laid legally(sp?) when your 15 :naughty:




young Obi-Wan

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#27 16 years ago

in germany with 14.




Admiral Donutz Advanced Member

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#28 16 years ago

nice tips, although they are a bit "common sense" , i could do with some advanced tips.... yes i'm single :(




Mr. Matt Advanced Member

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#29 16 years ago

Don, when the object of your affections is not looking, set fire to her clothes. Then when she starts screaming for help, you can valiantly save her and live happily ever after*. [size=-3][size=-5]*Mr. Matt takes no responsibility for criminal damage and or murder resulting from advice. Always take Mr. Matt's advice with a pinch of salt and a dose of common sense. It is not recommended that you follow Mr. Matt's advice at all, but if you should do so ensure you have good lawyers standing by and are wearing kevlar.[/size][/size]




Hfx-Rebel Advanced Member

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#30 16 years ago

heheh...kinda extreme.

(nice legal statement matt.)