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Admiral Donutz Advanced Member

Wanna go Double Dutch?

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#41 16 years ago
MeusH It is funny if you have 15 and you sex :giggle:

:( i never had sex (well there is this incident whit sheepeep in the closet but that doesn't really count, does it?) i'm still a virgin :( *feels sad* but i got my drivers lincince now so when azh gives me me porche back i will score some hot babes :naughty:. Vacations are nice, you don't have to travel that far, vacations in your own country are fun too... just camp somewhere (or rent a small bungalow) and make sure that you have lots of beer in stock and everything will be fine... believe me. too bad that you can't check GF (unless there is a internet café nearby).




madmanfrommars

How quickly they forget...

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#42 16 years ago
MihailI got a better way, and it takes a even shorter amount of time. Pull up in your brand new Porsche Boxer

My friend has a Sabb Convertable. Not exactly a Porsche, but at our age, its the equivilant of one when most of us are driving around old crappy cars (One guy has a 10 year old Buick). When I'm with him in it, all these girls are like "Oh is that you're car?!"

No woman will ever go up to me in my ten year old jeep and say "Hey cutie nice car" :D

However, as I remind him, theres no room in his back seats for... heh...

But in my case...

Well you know what they say, Jeeps are rugged, just like me...

(Writes down new pickup line)




young Obi-Wan

I pretend I'm cooler than AzH

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#43 16 years ago

why do they all go to sweden, it's 14 here xD

@ Dönitz: nvm, better wait for the perfect partner and have perfect sex with her instead of fucking around with some stupid 13 years old bitches.




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#44 16 years ago

Lol, it is difficult to find the right woman




Lyon

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#45 16 years ago
WiseBoboA fact you would know, eh? EH? :lol:

.........That's right yes.




yod@

I'm way cooler than n0e (who isn't though?)

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#46 16 years ago

30 worst pickup line accoding to a website lol!!!

1. I’m here. What were your other two wishes? 2. Do you believe in love at first sight – or should I walk by again? 3. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? 4. That dress would look great – on my bedroom floor. 5. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock

6. I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours? 7. Get your coat, you’ve pulled. 8. Here’s 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight. 9. If you think you’ll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon. 10. Is it hot in here or is it you?

11. Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven? 12. I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy. 13. I’m new around here. Could you direct me to your flat? 14. If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. 15. There’s something wrong with my eyes – I can’t taken them off you.

16. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked. 17. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. 18. Do you sleep on your stomach or can I? 19. You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all evening. 20. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.

21. You look like someone I know. 22. Do you come here often? 23. Drink up – you’ve pulled. 24. How do you like your eggs in the morning? 25. I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the Pretty Woman.

26. You’re great at fishing because you’ve caught me – hook, line and sinker. 27. Bond. James Bond. 28. You look so good I could drink your bath water. 29. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? 30. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?




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#47 16 years ago

Lol! Great opposite :) I like some of phrases




yod@

I'm way cooler than n0e (who isn't though?)

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#48 16 years ago

me too




MeusH

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#49 16 years ago
27. Bond. James Bond.

This is cool :giggle: