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Giz VIP Member

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#121 13 years ago

├čeef FlapsSo there you are, alone with her. She looks so beautiful. Small talk arises.

You have always wondered what it would be like. She has been wondering also what it would be like. She leans over. She smells so damn good. You both make total eye contact. Something in your brain just shuts off. All normal thought processing ceases. You lean in and it happens. You are kissing. Your brain totally shuts off now and all that matters is this moment. One thing leads to another. Now you are hooked. You must have her. She wants you even harder.

I'm aroused. :naughty:




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#122 13 years ago

giz can easily confuse being aroused and being ghey :naughty:




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#123 13 years ago

Since when does 'getting aroused', thinking about a woman, mean being ghey?? ... :rolleyes:

plipsShe leans over. She smells so damn good. You both make total eye contact.

So many times have I been turned on by the smell of a woman. I think it sends some kind of signal to the brain, and from there the animal instincts take over. 15 - 30 minutes later, you find yourself on the couch, beside your woman, beer in one hand, smoke in the other, watching the Dukes of Hazard. ;) (Rare to find a woman that likes that after sex - find one, marry her!)

About the friendship thing, that sucks. Blame it all on her - f'king tramp! :lol:




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#124 13 years ago

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No. You're not 30.

Your right , lm just over 30, so what ? Never seen a 30 odd year old pisshead bastard before ? Now you have ! And so ?

quote Are half you readers mentally slow or just to lazy to read? Please read that I said this happend to me a long time ago. Nothing more I can't stand then people who reply to the initial topic without readingroll%20eyes%20(sarcastic).gif Yea l read it, do you ? l stand by every word l said.....:rolleyes: and you did deserve a smack in the mouth, feel free to give yourself an uppercut......




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#125 13 years ago
the splat in the hatquote' Yea l read it, do you ? l stand by every word l said.....:rolleyes: and you did deserve a smack in the mouth, feel free to give yourself an uppercut......

Ok man I will do that right away. I will give myself an uppercut for something I did so man years ago:rolleyes: I'm sure glad the smart ones are replying lately. Whatever would I do.




Nusentinsaino

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#126 13 years ago
the splat in the hatquote' No. You're not 30. Your right , lm just over 30, so what ? Never seen a 30 odd year old pisshead bastard before ? Now you have ! And so ? quote Are half you readers mentally slow or just to lazy to read? Please read that I said this happend to me a long time ago. Nothing more I can't stand then people who reply to the initial topic without readingroll%20eyes%20(sarcastic).gif Yea l read it, do you ? l stand by every word l said.....:rolleyes: and you did deserve a smack in the mouth, feel free to give yourself an uppercut......

It's hard to believe that you're actually over 30.




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#127 13 years ago

I think this has been debated to death and is now degrading into flames and spam.

Beef, if you can make a vaild argurment to have this re-opened, Pm it to me. :lock: