I've been converted... I'm a Christian now. 254 replies

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StickAvalancheman

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#1 12 years ago

I wanted to share the video that changed my life. I hope it changes yours so you aren't condemned to a terrible, flesh-melting eternal fate by our loving God when you die.

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...410612081345878

A banana! An Atheist's nightmare! xD




Nostradamouse

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#2 12 years ago

I kinda find it funny that the guy quoted Marx about God. hahaha. I must say it does not convinve me yet. (I havent finished it yet)




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#3 12 years ago

*shrug* It's different things for us all that lead us to our beliefs. Glad you've found something that suits you and makes you happy.




SilentScythe

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#4 12 years ago

i saw like 40 senconds of it before i got bored, i've seen these things hundreds of times and they always annoy me. but if it works for you then it can't be all bad. I'm christian too by the way, but i perfer not to press my beliefs onto other people.




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#5 12 years ago

"Now think of their terrible fate if they die without Christ." Alarm bell 1. F*ck off.

The host: "Oh yes, I was a devout atheist. I was committed to my belief that God didn't exist. And this wasn't based on anything other than what I'd learned in school. Blabla bash evolution." Yeah. I really believed him. I bet he'd say he sacrificed chickens in a blood ritual every Sunday if they payed him enough.

EDIT: "It's funny how we equate the word atheist with intellectual, when it's the exact opposite." Well whoop de do, bite me.

Believe what you will, but this is propaganda at its highest level.

EDIT2: please, I can't take anymore. Just listen to how the guy describes a frigging banana. :rofl:


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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#6 12 years ago

Is this supposed to be a joke? I can't tell.




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#7 12 years ago

"Behold the atheist's nightmare. *pulls out banana* Now if you study a well shaped banana, you'll find on the far side there are 3 ridges, on the close side 2 ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana you'll find on the far side there are 3 grooves and on the close side 2 grooves. The hand and banana are perfectly made one for the other. You'll find the maker of the banana, ALMIGHTY GOD, has made it with a non-slip surface. It has outward indicators of content, green: too early, yellow: just right, black: too late. If you go to the top of the banana, as with the soda can makers, you'll find that God has placed a tab at the top. When you pull the tab, the contents don't squirt in your face. You'll find the wrapper which is biodegradeable has perforations. Notice how gracefully it sits over the human hand. Notice it has a point at the top. for ease of entry, just the right shape for the human mouth*(see picture), it's chewy, easy to digest, and it's even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier. Seriously, Kurt, the whole of creation testifies to the genious of God's creative theory."

You're trying to prove God exists. With a banana. Something that bends on the tree to get more sun.

*: Propaganda.jpg

I'm honestly having a hard time taking this guy seriously.


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SilentScythe

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#8 12 years ago

^sounds like he's getting ready to suck a c**k




czech speacial forces

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#9 12 years ago

^ thats because he is:)




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#10 12 years ago

This forum keeps providing me with reasons not to believe in God. Priceless.

EDIT: :eek: aaaaaaaaah, a banana!

/me dies