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#1 14 years ago

:rolleyes: You guys are going to laugh at this. While the USofA is battling terrorist, India is fighting the evil monkey menace! :lol:

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#2 14 years ago


How do ya pronounce that?

Yes, India has lots of animal problems. I went there once, and rabid dogs were right outside the airport.



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#3 14 years ago

:lol: I read about that...that's great!!! Pakistan is not India's biggest enemy, it's one thieving monkey!!!



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#4 14 years ago

As I read that article, all I can picture is the monkey from Family Guy :lol:



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#5 14 years ago

I remember being in Gibraltar and some butt ugly monkey stole someones's roll of film and started to eat it.


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#6 14 years ago

LMAO dangerous monkeys :lol:

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#7 14 years ago
OctovonAs I read that article, all I can picture is the monkey from Family Guy :lol: 2acx09j.jpg

im scared sad%20%28frown%29.gif. if i saw 1000's of the family guy monkey standing outside my room, i scared...i guess ~


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#8 14 years ago
"Team of forest and wildlife officials catching a hold of a terrorist monkey."



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#9 14 years ago

werent tigers taking a stroll in the parks some where in u.s recently lol

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#10 14 years ago

I especially like the rehabilitation idea. I just heard from my favourite news network that they're already thinking of using it:

Imagine News CorporationAccording to the 'monkey jail' officials in India earlier today, to answer the growing number of calls for monkey rehabilitation a library will be opened in the monkey jail. This library will cater to those monkeys keen to clean up their act; it will contain all the books a monkey would need to work towards professional NVQ qualifications to make him/herself more employable on release -- or just for that monkey who wants to improve himself with some light reading. The jail has also begun to recruit counsellors and criminal psychiatrists to try and help their more violent monkeys find some inner peace, and hopefully become more productive members of society on their release. Hippies United, a global network of people who have been advocating more monkey-related rights, have criticised the new proposals as 'not being enough'. They have demanded that televisions be installed in the jail for monkeys to gain a glimpse of the outside world, and for a banquet hall to be constructed, complete with silver cutlery.

Sometimes, when you think the world couldn't possibly get more insane than it already is, somebody goes out of their way to prove you wrong :vikki: