I didn't make it!
:rolleyes: You guys are going to laugh at this. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=2027&ncid=2027&e=1&u=/chitribts/20040912/ts_chicagotrib/doinghardtimeinmonkeyjail While the USofA is battling terrorist, India is fighting the evil monkey menace! :lol:
The Three of Swords
12th August 2003
How do ya pronounce that?
Yes, India has lots of animal problems. I went there once, and rabid dogs were right outside the airport.
30th March 2003
:lol: I read about that...that's great!!! Pakistan is not India's biggest enemy, it's one thieving monkey!!!
5th August 2003
As I read that article, all I can picture is the monkey from Family Guy :lol:
slouching toward nirvana
19th July 2006
I remember being in Gibraltar and some butt ugly monkey stole someones's roll of film and started to eat it.
Flames on fire?
14th February 2004
LMAO dangerous monkeys :lol:
I'm lying when I say trust me
8th June 2004
OctovonAs I read that article, all I can picture is the monkey from Family Guy :lol:
im scared . if i saw 1000's of the family guy monkey standing outside my room, i would....be scared...i guess ~
I'm too cool to Post
7th November 2003
"Team of forest and wildlife officials catching a hold of a terrorist monkey."
I'm way cooler than n0e (who isn't though?)
14th April 2004
werent tigers taking a stroll in the parks some where in u.s recently lol
17th June 2002
I especially like the rehabilitation idea. I just heard from my favourite news network that they're already thinking of using it:
Imagine News CorporationAccording to the 'monkey jail' officials in India earlier today, to answer the growing number of calls for monkey rehabilitation a library will be opened in the monkey jail. This library will cater to those monkeys keen to clean up their act; it will contain all the books a monkey would need to work towards professional NVQ qualifications to make him/herself more employable on release -- or just for that monkey who wants to improve himself with some light reading. The jail has also begun to recruit counsellors and criminal psychiatrists to try and help their more violent monkeys find some inner peace, and hopefully become more productive members of society on their release. Hippies United, a global network of people who have been advocating more monkey-related rights, have criticised the new proposals as 'not being enough'. They have demanded that televisions be installed in the jail for monkeys to gain a glimpse of the outside world, and for a banquet hall to be constructed, complete with silver cutlery.
Sometimes, when you think the world couldn't possibly get more insane than it already is, somebody goes out of their way to prove you wrong :vikki: