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vivanolaq

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#21 16 years ago

im just fukkin w/ u. I ove makin fun of the military. marine= Muscles Are Required Intellingence Not Esential

Why does the navy use powderd soap? Cause it takes longer to pick up.

Four guys standing in a field one from each branch. A helo flies over and the AF guy goes "look, its a helocopter". The army guy goes "damn blueberry, that is a chopper." The Navy says "you are both wrong, thats a helo." The marine goes "ugh ugh"

How do you kill a marine? Throw sand at the wall and say "hit the beach"

How many marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the Navy handles all the technical stuff




AzH

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#22 16 years ago

Heh. Nice.




CorT Advanced Member

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#23 16 years ago

indeed.




Mosquitoman73

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#24 16 years ago

Right now this is very true, but I have a 4.0 gpa and I'm going to ROTC at University of Michigan then joining the Marines.




evildude

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#25 16 years ago

man you guys kiling the thread :lol:




Napalm

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#26 16 years ago

vivanolaqim just fukkin w/ u. I ove makin fun of the military. marine= Muscles Are Required Intellingence Not Esential

Why does the navy use powderd soap? Cause it takes longer to pick up.

Four guys standing in a field one from each branch. A helo flies over and the AF guy goes "look, its a helocopter". The army guy goes "damn blueberry, that is a chopper." The Navy says "you are both wrong, thats a helo." The marine goes "ugh ugh"

How do you kill a marine? Throw sand at the wall and say "hit the beach"

How many marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the Navy handles all the technical stuff

Lol, shut it ya squid :p

Actually, the Marines are the most made fun of service in the military.




Mosquitoman73

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#27 16 years ago
NapalmActually, the Marines are the most made fun of service in the military.

That's because everybody's jealous of them :D




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#28 16 years ago

Marines are first to go in, last to come out.

I plan on joining the Marines as an adult only because they have better future benefits. I also want to add that Marines have a good chance of getting any job they want, because of their reputation. So once I leave the Marines, whatever I pursue I will be able to get a career in if I work for it.

You are very wrong if you think you cannot gain anything out of the military. Besides it being very motivational, they do give you money for college, and like I said, you find jobs a lot quicker. You also get put in very good physical shape, and you learn traits like honor, integrity, responsibility, teamwork, ect. I cannot say that about ALL military people, and I think you know one example, but many people come out of the military as changed men/women for the better. I am not joining the Marines because I have no skills, that is not true. I have a very high GPA at my school, and I could just as easily go to college with scholorship money and loans. I am choosing to go to the Marines because of a personal reason.




vivanolaq

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#29 16 years ago

marines kick ass. if I got in a fight I would rather have a marine in my cornor than neone else (cept maybe a SEAL). The guy that I trust more than anyone else is a marine that I grew up w/. Im USN all the way but God Bless the USMC




The Dude

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#30 16 years ago

I heard this on an episode of M*A*S*H once: "Military Intelligence? That's a contradiction in terms!"