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foodmaniac2003

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#1 11 years ago

Today, after lunch, I went into the bathroom to rinse my mouth, to make sure no food is stuck in my braces. As usual these two guys are there. Ill call them Sam and Jim.

Theyre not my friends, not my enemies, but usually enjoy making a joke out of me.

I went into a stall to pee, instead of my usual urinal cause they flooded that day. What Sam does is, while im peeing, is he takes some Cheetos, jumps on the toilet in the stall to the right, and throws them at me.

He suddenly jumps off, rushes to Jim, Sam whispers something, and they laugh incontrollably. It turns out Sam saw my errr.... hair (the kind between your legs...)

Now, im a little more 'developed' than some of my classmates. And im still in Middle School. If they tell everyone, I won't know what to do... Im NOT going to take a violent path, because that would be extremely out of character of me and everyone would laugh at me.

It really stinks to be the ridicule of other people, especially if girls find out...

So far, im pretty sure only Jim and Sam know thankfully.

Any advice from anyone, im really in need of it incase this thing gets out of hand...




Reno

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#2 11 years ago

Personally i dont see the problem. Everyones got hairy balls. If they talk any trash say "they found out about it when their chins took turns on my nuts."




foodmaniac2003

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#3 11 years ago

No. Most of the people in my grade don't...

In my swim team only a few people have even hair on their armpits...




Delta Force

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#4 11 years ago

If they say anyhing just make some comment to the effect of doing something nasty to see your balls anyways. Because it really is not normal to run around looking at people's balls when they are going to the bathroom.




Ryette

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#5 11 years ago

Okay... as a high school student, people worry if you haven't got hair. In fact, it's pretty damn creepy.

Be thankful, you're not a hairless, pre-pubescant, feminine guy.

Might suck now, but when you're all a little more physically mature, they'll feel like total wanks for making fun when they're the only ones without hair on their nuts.




tez ako

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#6 11 years ago

should be proud anyone says anything ignore them least you no your turning into a man and if your mates take the piss outta you there only jelous




Banach

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#7 11 years ago

Basically, props for maturing, they won't be telling anyone because how would saying I saw hair on his balls make them sound in front of others? Not so good, not good at all.




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#8 11 years ago

If they do start telling people, ask them (in front of a large group) why they were looking at your balls anyways...


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#9 11 years ago

Yeah no doubt. An unfortunate observation is one thing, but for a self respecting guy to focus on, and direct the conversation around, someone elses balls, doesnt seem very mature or manly.




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#10 11 years ago
Sedistix;3550691Yeah no doubt. An unfortunate observation is one thing, but for a self respecting guy to focus on, and direct the conversation around, someone elses balls, doesnt seem very mature or manly.

Seem to remember a scene from Billy Madison: "You see that guy's balls?" - "Yea, they were weird looking!"

Aside from that... Whatever, don't worry about it. Perhaps they are jealous? Or gay. And if they bring it up in conversation with some ladies, well whatever, you can say you are more of a man than they are.




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