Ok, so I think all of can agree that even if we do catch Bin Laden sometime, it wont be much more than a symbolic move. Sure it will help cut money but if we had caught this bastard 10 years ago we coulda saved alotta lives. Now, Al-Queda has spread thruout the world, so capturing Osama is like cutting off a tree limb. It will do damage but it wont kill it.
So, say we catch him anyway. What do you think will happen to him? Would he/should he just be executed? Should we get info from him then kill him? What countries would be able to have access to him for trials? Would he have a trial? Who in gods name would defend him? Do you think that terrorists would take people hostage and demand the release of Osama?
I personally think we should capture him and the first thing we do is implant a GPS device in his head. So we always kno where the bastard is and he couldnt cut it out. Then torture him. Bring him to within an inch of his life and keep him there until he tells us everything. Then, we hold Al-Queda hostage. Tell them they cease and desist or we cut Osama's head off on camera. And then throw him in a maximum security prision with a batallion of guards.
Now any demands we make to Al Queda will prolly be shrugged off, but its the symbolism of it. They dont attack anyone and we let him live. They will continue to attack. We then kill him.
My theory is that we could've had him ages ago but our intelligence let him slip. For what reason I don't know. Perhaps a "Wag-The-Dog" approach, or something else. Or, we could already have him and are using him. I personally think if they ever catch him, they should say he was KIA. He should then be brought into a top-secret place where he will be tortured for information for YEARS. Once they get what they want out of him, lock him in solitary confinement hundreds of feet underground in the middle of a desert. Bye, Bin Laden.
Can we just dress him up in a tutti and make a porno with a night vision camera? It's pure genius I tell you. Think of the money!! "One Night Inside Osama". I'm creaming my panties.
Okay that's disturbing. Horribly. I prefer my idea.
I actually think that a press statement saying he was KIA would be smart but then people would demand a body. A smarter move would be to capture him and not say anything.
How do we know hes not being tortured as we speak. Personally, I'd like to believe that.
Well, personally, and you can think I'm crazy all you like, but I really don't think Osama bin Laden exists. I mean, we would have caught him by now. For all I know, he could be made up. Have you ever noticed that everytime the government wants to do something people don't really like, one of his tapes come out? I mean, there are just too many things that look suspicious. But I'm crazy so, whatever. Mack
If osama is ever captured alive (doubt that) he should be brought back to ground zero and stoned to death by the victims families. But I'm sure some people here (cough meph) would want human rights for this guy and demand he have Burger King happy meals and large diet cokes to eat while he goes on trial in our pathetic justice system.
I bet we got him or he is dead. They would not tell if they have him since that would drive the terorists crazy. We have not herd alot from him since 9/11 so I bet he is dead. Getting him would be great though, another trophy for the war for the US trophey wall, along side Saddamm and his pistol.
Umm He's made videos and they have experts who say hes still alive. It's been like 4 years they need to get the hell out of iraq and look for Osama.