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Spin89

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#1 13 years ago

hmmm. come on, unless you get married before you are 20... i have lasted with 2nd base. but i know "sex before marriage" has lost to youth. if you know what i mean. girls are just too good looking now :) and those skirts keep getting shorter ^^ what are your thoughts?




Ekips

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#2 13 years ago

If you even think about a girl sexually their is a 58.44 percent chance she will get pregnant. If you touch her skin to skin the chance goes up to 69.34 percent. If you kiss her their is a 93 percent chance she will get pregnant. And if you have sex before marriage she will have a troll and you will get aids. Ive seen it a million times and it's not pretty. Oh you can also get pregnant from the following. Voting Democrat, skipping church, swearing, masturbation, disrespecting your parents. If guys do any of this stuff their sister will get pregnant and they will get a disease.




Aeroflot

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#3 13 years ago

Wasn't there just a thread about this called Teens and Sex?




Spin89

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#4 13 years ago
AeroflotWasn't there just a thread about this called Teens and Sex?

Im new, and i didnt see it on the first page of threads. ;) _________________________ and also, you cant forget, girls get pregnant off toilet seats :D ________________________ AND bugger all kids from teen parents being disabled or having something unusual about them. my neice ANGEL, is 4, my sister got pregnant at 15. ANGEL is perfect :p she takes charge at her kindergarten (shows social skills) and she already played *catch and kiss* shows some tiny boys thinks shes good looking ^^ and she *wipes her own ass* :nodding:




Ekips

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#5 13 years ago

You can't get pregnant from toilet seats dumbass. Are you stupid or something?




Aeroflot

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#6 13 years ago
EkipsYou can't get pregnant from toilet seats dumbass. Are you stupid or something?

Please do not flame in the pub, that's the reason the melee was created.




Spin89

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#7 13 years ago
EkipsYou can't get pregnant from toilet seats dumbass. Are you stupid or something?

aHahahah Ekips is funny ^^ unlike you my friend, my brain does not reside in my anus. :0wned:




Ekips

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#8 13 years ago

My brains in my head. So your flame was incorrect.




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#9 13 years ago

Spin89, when someone is told not to flame, that applies to everyone, not just to person being asked. I suggest you be a bit more respectful of others if you wish to stay on these forums.




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#10 13 years ago

I wasnt flaming I was just joking.