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amoreelitesoldier

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#51 14 years ago

lmao, I laughed at almost all of these. Hmm, let's see... When I was like 9 or so, I was walking in my backyard and decided to walk on some kind of 'log' that seperated our grass from rock. Well, it was about 6 inches from the ground and I walked past a big wood planter box, the distance between the two just wide enough for my shoe to fit between. Well, I tripped somehow and got my foot stuck there, and the rest of me fell. It was a very bad sprain, almost a fracture. sad%20%28frown%29.gif That was on Easter sad%20%28frown%29.gif Hmmm...same house we had a huge pool that I had the habit of walking around, and for absolutely NO REASON AT ALL, I would just trip on something and fall in, one or two of those times being in the winter when the water almost is covered with iceeekx.gif hmmm... I (and it seems everyone esle has at some point) used to live on a treet that was one a looooooong hill. It's pretty dang steep, but it's longer than steeper:naughty:I was about 11-12 at the time, and I decided it'd be fun to luge down the hill on my skateboard, I hit a small piece of gravel, that became lodged into one of my wheels, causing me to crash mighty hard...I bled a bitpleased.gifnot a lot, but it hurt enough to have gravel temporarily implanted in my skin, it must have been hilariuous for my friend to watch me roll down the hill :lol: hmmm...what else have I done...? I shut my bathroom door almost ALL the way when, my sister had her hand, for whatever reason and unknown to me, between the door and the wall...the side where the hinges are, so that hurt pretty dang bad, as she told me through tearsbawl.gif hmmm...what ELSE? I almost shot myself in the foot with my BB rifle:lookaround: *almost*barely missed I regularly walk into walls and doors, trip on stuff lying around the house...I've cut my self with a steak knife, stapled my thumb, stabbed the palm of my right hand with a pencil (I can still see the graphite, or else it's a gray colored scar:uhm:)I was using a hot glue gun once, u know how hot they get:pand I missed whatever I was fixing, and I squeezed melted glue right on the very tips of my left hand finger:(and to make matters worse, I pushed the metal tip (the hot part that melts the glue) into my fingers...had some very nice burns and blisterssad%20%28frown%29.gif Like the time I rested my arm on a very hot frying pan, I think I did that two or three times...then I decided the microwave was for me:lol: dang, this is like the longest post, which makes me feel clumsy... OK, enough of my stupidity, keep posting, ur all makin me laugh hard!




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#52 14 years ago

DonavanYou didn't notice for a few minutes???

If you were wearing a shirt, then you should of noticed almost instantly :nodding:.

That would be what makes it a stupid injury, right? I have a few more. When I was in 1st grade, I would always trip on the sidewalk while on the way from my mon's car to school. This would gash my knee open, and I woud limp to the nurse. This pretty much became standard practice for about 2 years...Another is once I was sledding with my friends, a big sled, and my leg got caught between the sled and a small tree while we were going down a steep, narrow, icy hill, which almost broke my leg.




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#53 14 years ago

I can now remember that I once was cutting back and forth into a loaf of bread with a bread knife, had my left thumb in the way and I sawed down into it almost a half centimeter, on the side where the nail grows. It bled more than it actually hurt, but that was enough to get me pretty excited as I ran for a tissue.




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#54 14 years ago

OH yeah i remembered some more of mine.. these involving BMXing. When i was in year 8 i used to go jumping at a corner of this creek trail that is near my house, some older guys dug a chute in the embankment so that you could ride straight at it and do mazzive jumps of it. Anyway me and my brother were there one time and one of the guys gave us some hints to get bigger air of the jump... i didn't belive him because what he was telling us was crazy - to lean back at the top of the slope, which was at an angle of about 75° from the ground - anyway we were there for about an hour and after the big dudes left we hung around a while more... i went up at what i guess was about 40km/h and leant back at the top, getting about 2m up, going backwards off the seat when i landed and the bike bounced about 1.5m up again after the first hit... i landed flat on my back and thought i'd screwed up pretty bad, since i could only just feel my legs and limped home... i think i was damned lucky since i only stayed in bed about a week before i could move comfortably again, and went to the doc to make sure, but amazingly (i dont belive it myself) i didnt break anything... the most recent time i was speeding down my street in a race with my friend that he didn't agree to, i turned to see where he was and as i turned i slightly turned the bars toward the curb, and grind my rims for about 5 seconds before it spipped and i flipped my bike. I slid along the footpath/nature strip about 10metres and, again, the worst i got was a cut knee and bruised elbow:smokin:. Must be the amount of milk I drink... eekx.gif^^^ Bit of a rambler, eh?




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#55 14 years ago

Oh yeah, I've cracked my head open on a brick fireplace once...When I was really really young...How was I supposed to know that rocking chair went so far back?:D




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#56 14 years ago

Got internal bleeding in my leg when I ran over 2 goats and a dog on a motorbike. Alot of internal bleeding..