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NuclearFieldMarshall

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#1 13 years ago

I had one of my teeth pulled on Tuesday. And now, my teeth hurt like a mother f-er! So, I've been taking some pain medication that my doctor prescribed -- Codine. This stuff is uber powerful. Problem is, I'm reading the list of side-effects, and I'm not to happy with what I see:

"Possible side-effects include:

Dry Eye Runny Nose Severe Stomache Cramps Headache Difficulty Breathing Increased Sinus Irritation Joint Pain Dry Mouth Watery Eyes Erectile Disfunction Anal Seapage Hair Loss Blurred Vision Liver Damage Thickening of the Blood Nausea Insomnia Narcolepsy Sore Throat Sever Skin Irritation Tooth Pain Loss of Apetite Decreased Sex Drive Increased Hormone Production Muscle Cramps Lung Damage Severe Heart Stress Urinary Infection Colon Pollups Shrinking of the Testicles Increased Hair Growth in Places Where You Don't Want it to Grow Muscle Spazms Seizure Sucidial Thoughts Increased Aggression Imparied Learning Ability Inability to Operate Motor Vehicles (among other things...) Fatigue Uncontrollable Muscle Movements Rapid Eye Movement Involuntary Clenching of the Teeth Lack of Mineral Absorbtion Increased Ability to Drink Tons and Tons of Alcohol Inability of Liver to Process Alcohol Stuffy Nose Viral Infection Increased Anal Lubrication Temporary Insanity Sudden Gayness Frequent Erections Lasting Longer than Four Hours Fever Increased Exposure to Foreign Penetration

And...

Addiction"

You know what, I'll just take the sore teeth.

Seriously, though, when you look at the majority of the drugs on the market these days, the side-effects are almost as bad as what the pill is treating.




Big {Daddy}

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#2 13 years ago
Frequent Erections Lasting Longer than Four Hours

Whats the problem? You could pleasure your wife over and over again!




NuclearFieldMarshall

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#3 13 years ago
Originally posted by Big {Daddy} Whats the problem? You could pleasure your wife over and over again!
Me Decreased Sex Drive

That's why.

EDIT: Now, if the sex drive thing weren't a side-effect.....




Big {Daddy}

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#4 13 years ago

She could be in for a shock once a month then.




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#5 13 years ago

Not really sure where that was going at first, but they have to list any possible side effects, even if it was just one person out of thousands. Last thing the drug companies want is a multi million dollar lawsuit. Personally I wouldn't take it, I kind of like that ongoing dull ache.




NuclearFieldMarshall

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#6 13 years ago

Actually, only about 1/5 of those are made-up. The rest... are actually side-effects.




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#7 13 years ago

Okay, this is just too freaking funny.

NuclearFieldMarshall Anal Seapage

Oh my god! :uhoh: Where was that from?

Shrinking of the Testicles

Ouch...thats a bad one.

Increased Anal Lubrication

:eek: :bananal: heh.

You know what, I'll just take the sore teeth.

Seriously, though, when you look at the majority of the drugs on the market these days, the side-effects are almost as bad as what the pill is treating.

...if not worse. For some problems, i would take my chances and take the pill. But when you are taking a pill to get rid of "sinus inflammation" and you get cramps, bloody noses, and a sore throat, its not worth it.




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#8 13 years ago

Reminds me of a joke Comedian: "You know how on all those adds they see "If you have an erection for more than 4 hours get emergency medical attension" To hell with that, I'm gonna call up my ex-wife and say "Who's the minute man now?"

Overall, temporary insanity, sudden change of sexual prefference, increased anal lubrication, it all adds up to something far worse than a tooth ache, it leads anal pains in a gay bar surrounded by gay men you've just stabbed to death with a broken beer bottle




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#9 13 years ago

"Tooth Pain"

if that is serious, man, classic.

there is a reason i dont take any form of drug because i have read side effects and usually they are worse than what you have. kinda rediculous to take something that harms more than it helps.

bring on the pain.




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#10 13 years ago

"Tooth Pain"

if that is serious, man, classic.

You should've seen the son-of-a-bitch after they pulled it out! It was one of my mollers that had been somehow dislodged from the bone (I don't have a freaking clue how that could've happened). Contrary to the normal four roots that a moller has, this little pr*k had six, and one of them actually broke-off during the surgery, and had to be pulled-out too. So, I've got a hole in my gums slightly smaller than the tip of a marker cap. Therefore, I cannot chew.